Zurich to Open Prostitution Drive-Throughs

Zurich to Open Prostitution Drive-Throughs:  The Swiss city of Zurich has approved a measure that will open prostitution “drive-throughs” in the city, where customers can place their orders for one of 40 prostitutes and then have sex with them in a wooden booth.  Now I have no idea what they’re gonna call these “drive-throughs,” but I think “Jack in the Box” or “In-N-Out” seems to be a pretty good fit.

 

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Top Cancer Scientist Loses Funding After Bullying Claims:  One of Britain’s leading genetic cancer scientists has had £3.5m in grant money revoked after allegations of bullying by 45 current and former colleagues.  In related news, rumor has it that officials are about to investigate bullying in Parkinson’s research also.  You can bet that has a lot of people shaking in their shoes.

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Japan Urging Citizens to Stockpile Toilet Paper:  After recent disasters such as earthquakes and tidal waves, the Japanese government has launched a new campaign - asking citizens to be sure to stockpile toilet paper in the event of another emergency.  Excellent plan!  That way, people will be ready the next time the Fukushima hits the fan.

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Comment by koshersalaami on August 17, 2018 at 10:04pm

The Parkinson’s joke is awful.

Comment by Johnny Robish on August 18, 2018 at 7:03am

Frankly, I don't care.  My mom had Parkinson's as well as a couple of uncles.  

Comment by Maui Surfer on August 18, 2018 at 7:52am

fucking half of doctors think they are gods, I hope she loses it all, and it is given to a good, honest person with social skills and respect.

Comment by Johnny Robish on August 18, 2018 at 8:10am

Agreed!

Comment by koshersalaami on August 18, 2018 at 8:28am

Yeah, agreed

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