Wyoming Drunk Insists He Time Traveled to Warn of Alien Invasion

Wyoming Drunk Insists He Time Traveled to Warn of Alien Invasion:  Police in Casper, Wyoming say they’ve just arrested an unknown drunk man who insists he has traveled back in time from the year 2048 to warn our civilization of the imminent arrival of space aliens.

All I can say is, if he wanted to travel back in time, he couldn’t have picked a better landing place than Wyoming.  Hell, you don’t even need a spaceship.  Just hop in your car and head toward Casper and you’ll be instantly transported back to the 1950’s.”

And while this guy’s story may sound a bit far-fetched, when you think about it - it certainly sounds more credible than most of what Donald Trump has to say.  Now the only question remains - to which cabinet post will President Trump try and appoint him?  My guess is the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

Anyway, who am I to judge this guy?  I’ve been that drunk before.  Hell, I’d volunteer for time travel in a minute.  Just fill me full of alcohol and send me back to the “Roaring 20’s.”  Of course - with my luck, I’d end up somewhere in the middle of the “Dust Bowl” with all my allergies acting up like crazy - and a good 20 years before they ever get around to inventing Benadryl.  

So, how do we know if this guy’s telling the truth or if he’s just a fraud?  Well, one sure way to tell is - if he isn’t driving a DeLorean - he’s obviously a fake.  Also, you might check to see if his driver's license expires around the year 2050.  

On a positive note - if this guy does turn out to be legit, he may be able to help a newly paroled OJ Simpson finally locate the “real killers.”  That said, one thing this story does make painfully clear is that medical science still hasn’t come up with a viable cure for alcoholism in the year 2048.


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