"WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE BUY TRUMP A PENIS EXTENDER & be done with it"!

For once & for all - size doesn't matter!

Size of crowds doesn't either...

what you say to crowds matter!

Anyone who ever read my stuff or heard my jokes on stage knows; I'm no psychiatrist - but I am a Woman!

And, I figure this guy was told early on in life by Mother or Nanny or little girl playing Doctor - "Is that all"? 

Later on; it would be "Is it in" - but enough about my last 6 dates!

Why else would Trump have such animosity towards women in general?

His Buttons are many; but this one is so easily diagnosed & frankly, is getting old & he hasn't even farted on his cushioned Throne yet! 

Even though he said he has no problem in that department; he still has Personality Disorder #1...Penis Envy!

He shouldn't be ashamed; Adam had it too!  But luckily for him; there was no competition!

You'd think money would compensate for all of his deficiencies; but no - everything of his has to be the biggest the world has ever seen - too bad the Circus left town!

As for me; I'll not be convinced differently unless he Tweets:

"My new partisan pal, *Anthony Weiner & I will be manufacturing bathroom mirrors that say: 

"Stand back - things may actually be larger than they appear"!  

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* You've already seen his!

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Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on January 22, 2017 at 3:04pm

worth a try

Comment by Foolish Monkey on January 22, 2017 at 3:26pm

to make him feel adequate he might need one the size of a battering ram.  and that might not do it, either. 

Comment by marilyn sands on January 22, 2017 at 4:40pm

Thanks Jon - that's why he wants to parade our Missiles for all to see - it's so phallic!  Nothing like getting off to a good start!!

Comment by marilyn sands on January 22, 2017 at 4:53pm

Thanks F. Monkey!  Leave his Jokestrap to me; the rest of you can work on his sudden disappearance & abduction by Aliens!   

Comment by marilyn sands on January 22, 2017 at 6:06pm

Thanks Terry!  Be my guest - do you have a small brush?  ha ha

Comment by Lyle Elmgren on January 24, 2017 at 10:17am

Right on.  Speaking of sex toys, I think a large Butt Plug should be inserted in that orifice onTrump's face from which all the bullshit flows.  

Comment by marilyn sands on January 24, 2017 at 3:10pm

So perfect, Lyle!  ha ha   Something for the guy (who THINKS) he has everything! 

Comment by marilyn sands on January 24, 2017 at 7:14pm

Thanks Terry - and ruin my squeaky-clean reputation?  ha ha  Oh, why not...

Is that a Pizza or are you just happy to see me?

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