World's Oldest Man Dies in Japan at 113: Japanese media reports that the “world's oldest man" Masazo Nonaka, whose family says he enjoyed watching sumo wrestling and eating sweets, has died at the age of 113. Bingo - I like watching television and eating sweets too. I figure that oughta mean I’m good for at least a 100 years.
Russia Police Release Model Who Claimed to Have Trump Secrets: A model from Belarus who claimed to have evidence of Russian interference in U.S. President Donald Trump's election was freed from Russian police custody, but remains a suspect in an unrelated criminal case. Well, now that she’s free from a Russian jail, I guess it’s off to the Saudi consulate to pick up a visa.
FDA Warns of Vaping Ban as More Teens Indulge: Health experts and the FDA are debating whether vaping should be banned following data indicating that scores of underage smokers are engaging in the habit. So, ban e-cigarettes, because they’re possibly dangerous, but allow real cigarettes - which kill over 480,000 Americans each year - to remain legal. That makes total sense. Ah, but what the hell do I care? All I can say is - thank God that I'm only into fast food, cussing and binge drinking.