World's Oldest Man Dies in Japan at 113

World's Oldest Man Dies in Japan at 113:  Japanese media reports that the “world's oldest man" Masazo Nonaka, whose family says he enjoyed watching sumo wrestling and eating sweets, has died at the age of 113.  Bingo - I like watching television and eating sweets too.  I figure that oughta mean I’m good for at least a 100 years.

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Russia Police Release Model Who Claimed to Have Trump Secrets:  A model from Belarus who claimed to have evidence of Russian interference in U.S. President Donald Trump's election was freed from Russian police custody, but remains a suspect in an unrelated criminal case.  Well, now that she’s free from a Russian jail, I guess it’s off to the Saudi consulate to pick up a visa.

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FDA Warns of Vaping Ban as More Teens Indulge:  Health experts and the FDA are debating whether vaping should be banned following data indicating that scores of underage smokers are engaging in the habit.  So, ban e-cigarettes, because they’re possibly dangerous, but allow real cigarettes - which kill over 480,000 Americans each year - to remain legal.  That makes total sense.  Ah, but what the hell do I care?  All I can say is - thank God that I'm only into fast food, cussing and binge drinking.

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Comment by Tom Cordle on January 22, 2019 at 9:12pm

That fellow was one of my students when he was seven.

I wonder how much Thai authorities received to ship that gal off to Russia rather than to the US

Yes, let's fill our precious lungs with a chemical soup, that makes perfect sense, as you say, about as much sense as continuing to sell laced-up tobacco products.  Ah, but what the hell do I care? All I can say is - thank God that I'm only into sumo wrestling and sweets.

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 22, 2019 at 10:09pm

Hee - funny stuff Tom!

Comment by moki ikom on January 23, 2019 at 1:14am

Nothing wrong with vaping, just like there's nothing wrong with half-pint of HogDoesDis or b@Jerry ,  unless it's all or nothing, never leftovers.

Comment by moki ikom on January 23, 2019 at 1:23am

i will say, as ignorant of the chemical facts re vaping as i am, that if somebody wants to smoke their shit around me and California health officials say there's a 1000x worse shit in the air ii'm breathing besides the exhaust from the end of the addict's pipe two feet away from my nostrils then i would be a hypocrite for being offended my vaporizing neighbor's joys.

Comment by moki ikom on January 23, 2019 at 1:49am

i'm sure i could google enough to discover the name of the Belarus native of confinement galore,,  seeing as how jealous Thai east asian pimps of prostitution took offense to Nastya Rybka so much so as to have her confined in a Thai prison for most of year,  were i her i'm certain i'd time enough i could fantasize something communicably Trumpish that wouldn't just get me out of Thai confinement but ... elsewhere, no doubt the West somewhere... Colbert might have the balls but surely the money, TDS trevor is usually first out of the stalls though in these arthritUS states of terrorUSt$.

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