Woman Unable to Hear Men's Voices Due to Rare Condition: Doctors report that a woman in China woke up with a rare hearing-loss condition that prevents her from hearing men’s voices. Scientists say there’s a similar condition that can occur in men where they can’t hear women’s voices, but it’s rarely reported because the men almost never seek treatment.
Flat Earth Society Announces 2020 World Cruise: A group of folks who believe the Earth is flat, have announced their “biggest, boldest, best adventure yet” - a Flat Earth world cruise scheduled for the year 2020. Which should prove interesting, given that a ship’s entire navigational equipment is based upon the principle that the Earth is spherical. I suspect the Flat Earthers on this cruise may be in for a bit of a shock when they discover that it isn’t the earth that’s flat - it’s actually their heads.
Trump Claims He Never Meant Mexico Would Directly Pay for Wall: Despite hundreds of videos to the contrary, President Trump is now claiming that he never actually said Mexico would directly foot the bill for his border wall. Now in his defense, maybe he just forgot? And if that’s the case, maybe he’ll also forget he’s the President and just wander off somewhere where he can live happily ever after - like Moscow.