Woman Too Old To List Age on Facebook:  A 104-year-old woman is complaining to Facebook that she couldn’t post her real age because the birthdate drop-down menu only goes back as far as 1910.  Why bother complaining?  Hell, by the time she finishes scrolling down to her year, she’ll be dead anyway. 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com

LA Speed Dating Organization Shut Down:  The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Deputies have raided and closed down the offices of a popular speed dating organization.  Police say they discovered the speed daters were using methamphetamines.

http://www.johnnyrobish.com

Man Dies After Roach-Eating Contest:  Authorities say the winner of a roach-eating contest in South Florida died shortly after downing dozens of the live bugs as well as worms.  On a positive note, now he’ll no longer have to live a life of eating live roaches.

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Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on December 31, 2015 at 7:02pm

how'd the roaches do?

Comment by JMac1949 Today on December 31, 2015 at 7:18pm

Apparently the dear older woman has diminished math skills 2015-1910= 105, which may be the number of live roaches necessary to kill a not too bright over weight man who never quite made it to speed dating.  R&L Happy New Year.

Comment by Zanelle on December 31, 2015 at 7:19pm

Yuck to the roaches.   Speed dating sounds like fun to me.  The faster the better. .....  next!

Comment by koshersalaami on December 31, 2015 at 7:32pm
I was wondering about her math too but at 104 I'll cut her some slack
Comment by Johnny Robish on December 31, 2015 at 9:45pm

Happy New Year to you all!  Thanks for all your comments throughout the year.

Comment by Hannu Virtanen on January 1, 2016 at 12:44pm

According to to my fb page I was Born on April 1, 1906.

Because I was born April first, I'm not sure if anybody has told me the truth. It might be that I was never born at all. Maybe somebody had brought there from the future a Chinese made three dimensional printer and in reality I'm a machine made copy of somebody else ... or there is something else; maybe I came here from the future, or the worst possibility: I 'm not existing at all!   

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 1, 2016 at 1:12pm

Hee!

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