Woman Too Old To List Age on Facebook: A 104-year-old woman is complaining to Facebook that she couldn’t post her real age because the birthdate drop-down menu only goes back as far as 1910. Why bother complaining? Hell, by the time she finishes scrolling down to her year, she’ll be dead anyway.
LA Speed Dating Organization Shut Down: The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Deputies have raided and closed down the offices of a popular speed dating organization. Police say they discovered the speed daters were using methamphetamines.
Man Dies After Roach-Eating Contest: Authorities say the winner of a roach-eating contest in South Florida died shortly after downing dozens of the live bugs as well as worms. On a positive note, now he’ll no longer have to live a life of eating live roaches.