Woman Too Old To List Age on Facebook:  A 104-year-old woman is complaining to Facebook that she couldn’t post her real age because the birthdate drop-down menu only goes back as far as 1910.  Why bother complaining?  Hell, by the time she finishes scrolling down to her year, she’ll be dead anyway. 


LA Speed Dating Organization Shut Down:  The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Deputies have raided and closed down the offices of a popular speed dating organization.  Police say they discovered the speed daters were using methamphetamines.


Man Dies After Roach-Eating Contest:  Authorities say the winner of a roach-eating contest in South Florida died shortly after downing dozens of the live bugs as well as worms.  On a positive note, now he’ll no longer have to live a life of eating live roaches.

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Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on December 31, 2015 at 7:02pm

how'd the roaches do?

Comment by JMac1949 Today on December 31, 2015 at 7:18pm

Apparently the dear older woman has diminished math skills 2015-1910= 105, which may be the number of live roaches necessary to kill a not too bright over weight man who never quite made it to speed dating.  R&L Happy New Year.

Comment by Zanelle on December 31, 2015 at 7:19pm

Yuck to the roaches.   Speed dating sounds like fun to me.  The faster the better. .....  next!

Comment by koshersalaami on December 31, 2015 at 7:32pm
I was wondering about her math too but at 104 I'll cut her some slack
Comment by Johnny Robish on December 31, 2015 at 9:45pm

Happy New Year to you all!  Thanks for all your comments throughout the year.

Comment by Hannu Virtanen on January 1, 2016 at 12:44pm

According to to my fb page I was Born on April 1, 1906.

Because I was born April first, I'm not sure if anybody has told me the truth. It might be that I was never born at all. Maybe somebody had brought there from the future a Chinese made three dimensional printer and in reality I'm a machine made copy of somebody else ... or there is something else; maybe I came here from the future, or the worst possibility: I 'm not existing at all!   

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 1, 2016 at 1:12pm



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