Woman Sues Sephora Claiming Lipstick Sample Gave Her Herpes

Woman Sues Sephora Claiming Lipstick Sample Gave Her Herpes:  A Sephora customer is claiming to have sampled a “common use” tube of lipstick on display at the makeup mecca’s Hollywood location and which resulted in an oral herpes diagnoses.  First of all, who in their right mind would use a “common use” lipstick from a place called “Sephora?”  I mean, if you ask me - “Sephora” sounds more like the name of a disease than a cosmetics store.  “Where’d you catch the “Sephora?”  “Off a toilet seat - honest to God!” 

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Mammals Switched to Daytime Activity After Dinosaurs Died Out:  According to new research, the earliest mammals were night creatures, and only emerged from the cover of darkness after the demise of the daytime-dominating dinosaurs.  Paleontologists say the dinosaurs most likely preferred the daytime because they were big fans of daytime TV - not to mention there wasn’t a whole helluva lot of nightlife around in the Jurassic period.

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Monster Planet Found Orbiting Too Small Red Dwarf Sun:  A huge monster planet, that’s far too big for its red dwarf sun, may force scientists to rethink their theories of astronomy.  I don’t know about rethinking astronomical theories, but I am definitely starting to rethink why I even bothered to read the article.

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Comment by Tom Cordle on November 6, 2017 at 10:34pm

That gal's lipstick tale was surely a cover story she tried to pass off to her boyfriend. It puts me in mind of an old friend who tried to convince his wife the scratches on his back were from the neighbor lady's cat. Seriously. Do I need to mention they got a divorce?

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 6, 2017 at 11:30pm

Hee - interesting "tail" about the neighbor lady's cat.

Comment by Arthur James on November 7, 2017 at 2:07am

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