Woman Sparks Uproar Complaining About Useless Gifts from Her Family: A woman has caused outrage on the online forum Mumsnet for saying she prefers getting no Christmas gifts, while calling the gifts her family gave her “useless bags of tat.” Damn, I’m with her! Last year a family member gave me a $2 snow globe and a 1.7 oz bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey with a May 2012 expiration date. Now I ask you, just how in the hell am I supposed to regift something like that?
Texas Man Killed Over Argument About Ending of Film: The Harris County Sheriff’s Office reports that a man was killed by two other movie goers after arguing about the ending of an action film they had all just seen. The judge gave both shooters probation, but only on the condition that they promise to watch nothing but romantic comedies from this point on.
Older Americans Lack Skills to Understand Medical Information: Researchers say more than half of older Americans lack the skills to gather and understand medical information, citing a need for providers to try and make things more understandable. Then I guess you can count me as one of them. I mean, how the hell was I supposed to know that “up the wazoo” was a medical term?
NASA Says Saturn is Quickly Losing Its Rings: According to a new study published in a prominent science journal, astronomers believe there’s a good possibility Saturn could be largely ringless in as little as 100 million years as gravity pulls them into Saturn. And, to make matters worse, astronomers are quick to point out that there’s no jewelers up there in space who can replace any of those rings. Anyway, no need to worry - Trump’s Space Force will get right on it!