Will The Deep State Assassinate Trump??

BREITFART BULLHORN
All The News Not Fit To Print

Alert! Alert! We've all seen news stories of Secret Service members complaining of covering our beloved President but what isn't known is the Deep State plot from Obama holdovers who see an opening with the low approval numbers presented by the lying media to commit the greatest crime since the killing of Jesus! Sound insane? I'll tell you what insane is. Can someone tell me why we use the SAME people who guarded Obama to guard a real President? You think those Obama loyalists give a damn about our Dear Leader as they walk around stewing in constant jealousy of being forced to serve a real man and American?

Our President is too kind, too wholesome to see the raging threats around him. His masterful tweets have ushered in a new era of modernity to the Presidency that the lesser-brained previous administration would not and could not embrace. That alone has set leftist terrorist organizations on fire, spewing lies and propaganda through their liberal controlled media outlets. And trust me when I tell you these people will stop at nothing. No behavior is off limits to them if it means taking power - and the assassination is just the beginning!


Racist Muslims don't allow whites!

In order to prevent an orderly transition of power, Obama and Hillary will collude to send millions of disruptors into the streets to destroy our Constitution! It's well known Obama rose to power by the might of his Muslim brotherhood and when they take the streets, white Christian neighborhoods will burn! Hide your wives and daughters from their exposed black penises! Combined with Hillary's Antifa guerrillas the entire country will be thrown into chaos. 250 years of progress down the drain!

It's time for the true resistance movement to take action. Patriot websites are offering 55 gallon barrels of pig's blood to allow for thousands of rounds to be dipped and ready to go. Hey, Muslims! Do not pass Go, go directly to hell! We'll be waiting for you with our Instant Damnation Bullets (IDBs). Might have to take out a few of them so-called journalists along the way too. Pop enough of them and maybe they'll see the light on criticizing the leader of the free world of whom only good things should be said all you dummies trying to weaken our democracy.

Spreading the word!

The threat is real and it's out there. This is no time to get complacent. Anyone can see how mad the election losers are and what they'll do to overturn the forces of truth and light. Just makes my heart sick to hear them scheme and prevaricate with no shame whatsoever! You want a serpent like Hillary in charge, telling us how to run our daily life, outlawing meat and forcing everyone to eat organic leftist vegetables? I'm not making this up, folks. What a nightmare!

Know why the haters call our rallies 'hate rallies'? Because they hate that we're right! See, it's their own hate they are projecting onto us. It's the oldest form of hypocrisy. America is for Americans now! We've taken the country back and we're going to keep it! But we must be vigilant! Deep State enemies are everywhere. Indoctrinate your children with the truth to keep them safe from liberal teachings. The fight never ends.


Watch this space as we keep you informed of the latest dastardly leftist plots, fighting imaginary enemies in their head just to keep their hate alive! Though they demonize us in the media on a daily basis we will not be deterred. The latest story we're investigating is a baby selling ring they are using to finance their operations! No one will give leftists money because people know what frauds they are. But we will not stop until every last liberal bastard terrorist is gone!




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Comment by cheshyre on September 8, 2017 at 12:48pm

Wow, hate is easy to write!

Comment by koshersalaami on September 8, 2017 at 1:24pm

Are you ghostwriting for Doc? When I spoofed him I did a liberal version in a conservative style (and mine had the advantage of being actually true), but you're doing this pretty straight.

Comment by Drew-Silla on September 8, 2017 at 2:15pm

Is he ghost writing for Doc? Cheshyre is Dr. Vega, unless you are, Mr. Salaami or should I say Maui?

Comment by cheshyre on September 8, 2017 at 2:18pm

People who write like this laugh their asses off anyone takes it seriously. They know they are lying and see a benefit to a "say anything" mentality, looking for suckers to take the bait and give a reaction. 60 Minutes made fools of themselves. I was laughing while writing this, caricaturizing their alleged points of view.

And I'm really Mrs. Michaels.

Comment by koshersalaami on September 8, 2017 at 3:26pm

Ms. -Silla,

You could say Maui, but if you chose any other name at random you would be equally inaccurate. I don't generally enjoy tricking people, I am not a natural actor, creating another identity would be way more trouble than it's worth, I'm not remotely sure I'd be any good at it, and I am way too proud to manufacture support I don't earn. 

Cheshyre,

I sometimes wonder when talking to Doc if I am simply taking bait, but I can't say I'm sure about that because even though I think no one could possibly believe this shit I run into people who do. Hence our President.

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on September 9, 2017 at 3:44am

Doc is authentic; it bothers some to the degree that they imagine he's a ruse...but he is what he appears. 

Comment by cheshyre on September 9, 2017 at 4:20am

Martin Luther King was authentic. Kennedy was authentic. If you can't tell (or admit) the difference between those two and these alt-Reich clowns then you're as dumb as a box of rocks, i.e. political, i.e. lying. Everyone's the same inside. Everyone knows the truth. It's just a matter of admitting it.

But I understand the need for the silly games conservatives (both left and right) play which is the whole point of this post. Whiff!

Comment by Drew-Silla on September 9, 2017 at 1:25pm

That is very commendable, Mr. Salaami, though I'm wondering how you differentiate truly earned support from the manufactured or even the simply given varieties. Who is the judge of that? You? Methinks you may be tippy-toeing along the edge of hubris there, and, while a modicum of pride can be a good thing, I think I once read somewhere it can goeth before a fall into one of the Seven Deadly Sins. 

Comment by koshersalaami on September 9, 2017 at 2:08pm

My "Like" count is usually low enough that I doubt much support is given, at least on political posts. This is not a complaint, it's a barometer, which I'd rather have than not. But that is really a moot point because I do not manufacture any support, whether or not I earned it. 

Comment by Drew-Silla on September 9, 2017 at 2:36pm

I see. Assumptions of understanding one doesn't in fact have are just another form of hubris, sir, and if you think the quantity of Likes on a given post are a reliable gauge of truly earned support for the writing or the writer, or that a desire to rack up higher Liked tallies is the or even primary motivation for why people create online alters, then you are a long way indeed from comprehension of blogging and even farther from any genuine understanding of human nature aside from, perhaps, your own. As I said, a modicum of pride can be a good thing, but a little humility is perhaps even better. 

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