"WHITE HOUSE INTRUDER FINDS LOST EASTER EGG - Gets Purple Heart"! Satirically Yours...

Secret Service reported he was wearing a red tie, ruddy complexion & fright wig.  And, had a golf bag with him!

Actually, Trump wasn't on his way in...he was escaping!

When apprehended, he looked disoriented & was throwing shredded Obamacare confetti over Michelle's vegetable garden.

I take that back - he looked normal!

When cuffed, he kept on repeating, "It was Obama's fault - he left the gate open"!

Under his breath he mumbled, "What does he know - in Africa they don't have gates - wide open"!

"What did you say"?

"I said, I was only going 60 officer".

"Do you know where you are, sir"?

"On the 18th Hole"?

"You're in your 2nd month of office as President".

"Well, I know I'm on somebody's lawn"!

The bigger news story is what are the odds that Trump was at the White House & wasn't on one of his mini-vacation sleep-a-ways?

But have no fear...Speaker Paul Ryan & Mitch McConnell are on the committee to search for a committee to vett a committee - and they'll get to the bottom of this.

What's amazing about catching this intruder in captivity is this wasn't one of Trump's imaginary tweets - but a real forgotten man with unknown political affiliation wanting to chat with his leader at 12 midnight.

"What color was he", Trump asked the Secret Service.

"White with a little "Blusher", Bob said.

"You shoulda let him in - I have Revlon samples"."No, we have to interrogate him & put him on our watch list".

"Well, it's my way now - bring him in...I'm lonely".

"Melania's friend-time, Sir"?

"How'd you know"?

"We know what you eat, drink, how many times a night you go pee & Putin's email address".

"Me too"!


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Comment by Ron Powell on March 14, 2017 at 3:12pm

Jolly good fun!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 14, 2017 at 3:48pm

Thanks Ron!  And, to this day...Trump is on THE WATCH LIST!


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