Actually, Trump wasn't on his way in...he was escaping!
When apprehended, he looked disoriented & was throwing shredded Obamacare confetti over Michelle's vegetable garden.
I take that back - he looked normal!
When cuffed, he kept on repeating, "It was Obama's fault - he left the gate open"!
Under his breath he mumbled, "What does he know - in Africa they don't have gates - wide open"!
"What did you say"?
"I said, I was only going 60 officer".
"Do you know where you are, sir"?
"On the 18th Hole"?
"You're in your 2nd month of office as President".
"Well, I know I'm on somebody's lawn"!
The bigger news story is what are the odds that Trump was at the White House & wasn't on one of his mini-vacation sleep-a-ways?
But have no fear...Speaker Paul Ryan & Mitch McConnell are on the committee to search for a committee to vett a committee - and they'll get to the bottom of this.
What's amazing about catching this intruder in captivity is this wasn't one of Trump's imaginary tweets - but a real forgotten man with unknown political affiliation wanting to chat with his leader at 12 midnight.
"What color was he", Trump asked the Secret Service.
"White with a little "Blusher", Bob said.
"Well, it's my way now - bring him in...I'm lonely".
"Melania's friend-time, Sir"?
"How'd you know"?
"We know what you eat, drink, how many times a night you go pee & Putin's email address".