White House Doctor Gives Trump Clean Bill of Health: To nearly everyone’s astonishment, Donald Trump’s White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson has given the 6’3” and 239 pound President a clean bill of health. Really? He’s claiming this hugely obese man is in great health? I suppose next, he’ll be telling us that Trump’s not fat, he’s just “big-boned.” Now come on - everyone (including his biggest supporters) know deep down inside that Trump is completely full of crap - you’d think that alone would weigh more than 239 lbs!”
Study Finds Black Death Spread by Humans Not Rats: A new study suggests that one of the worst pandemics in human history, the Black Death, along with a string of plague outbreaks that occurred during the 14th to 19th centuries - was spread by human fleas and body lice and not rats as previously believed. All I can say is, after having his lost job at the White House and then at Breitbart, this new piece of information ought to make Steve Bannon and his supporters finally feel at least somewhat vindicated.
Study Finds Second-Born Children More Likely to be Troublemakers: A new study has found that a family’s second-born child is much more likely to get suspended from school, be involved in juvenile delinquency or end up in prison. After reviewing the data, family planning professionals are advising couples who plan on having large families, to forgo having the second child and move right on to the third.