Other than the usual racked up birthday cakes with the Fire Department on your Speed Dial, seeing an old couple holding hands or checking if you're in the Obituaries...
I'm just guessing - could these be...
YOUR TOP TEN
10. When you finally opened the junk email you got for Viagra?
9. When you tried to tell your grandchildren about Telegrams?
8. When your Inkjet runs out?
7. When the Cremation Company sent you a Birthday Card?
6. When your cat walks by with his nose in the air with a Number 8 around his neck?
5. When your Bra needs to be airlifted?
4. When you date a guy who remembers "Walnettos"?
3. When you climbed the Eiffel Tower & forgot what you were going up there for?
2. When your Selfie resembles Elmer Fudd?
And, the Number #1 time when you're gonna realize that life is short...
Election Day 2016!