"Have I got a healthcare plan for you!"

Minister Josef called in his assistant.

"Heinrich, come look at this!"

Minister Goebbels was holding forth a newspaper article with his outstretched hand. "Did you see this? It's hilarious. This man makes these careful and painstaking points of all the contributions Jews have made to civilization. Must have taken him days!"

"Ah! He takes us seriously. How wonderful!" The assistant looked over the article. "Yes, yes, very factual and reasoned. What a moron! He fell right into your trap, Minister. We control his narrative and he obviously has zero faith in the public discerning the truth for themselves - just like us. Perfect!"

"Thank the Valkyrie gods for fools like this propping up our credibility, that we actually believe the filth we're peddling, making convenient enemies to be targeted. When will they learn? It's not the truth that counts, but the truth that sells that counts?"

"Hopefully never, great Minister."

"Let us use our translator to devise a response. First we start with the truth, of course, because we must first discern the truth in order to distort it."
A responsible and correct newspaper has pointed out the falsity of the campaign against the Jews by showing that, in fact, they are not the monsters we portray them to be but quite the opposite, as vital and precious members of society. The article demonstrates how much poorer our lives would be in their absence. This effort to spread truth reinforces the fabric of society and helps build a solid foundation for our future.
"Now we shall fix it by filling it in with our own crimes! Ha ha! This is fun!"
"The lying media is waging a campaign against the truth! We've uncovered yet another example of their filth peddled by a shameless editor. This sort of divisive propaganda must stop! This story leaves out important facts the newspaper does not want you to know! The ministry values and respects the role of the press but not this kind of perverted journalism that leads to destruction and a dissolution of our ideals! Stand up for your rights! Protect our country and demand an end to deceivers and distorters of truth!"


"May I make a suggestion, great Minister? Should we not change 'this story' to 'this conspiratorial story'? After all, what we're doing is most certainly a conspiracy!"

"Excellent point, Heinrich! You will go far in the Reich with your ability to pervert."

"Thank you, sir! There is a reason we are winning! The public is with us all the way!"

"Indeed - and it shall remain that way. We'll forever proclaim truth to be filth, honesty as treason, and lies our only hope. As they destroy their lives we'll give them convenient scapegoats to blame as no man is a villain in his own eyes."

"I'm drawing up a list of suspects now. Immigrant workers, gypsy outcasts, the lazy poor - all those who can't fight back. It will be hilarious to watch fools attack them!"

"But we know what truly is most important, Heinrich, and that is our own personal well being."

"That's what it's all about, sir!"

"So we must consider if America wins the war."

"No, never!"

"Don't be deceived by our own propaganda! Time is on America's side in the war. But I have a plan! They live by their greed which they've made their holy religion. That will be our key to success! Never will they give up that lie! As their lives turn to shit as happens to every greedy civilization we'll still be on top misdirecting the blame and anger as we see fit. There will always be a place for liars like us!"


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Comment by cheshyre on October 16, 2017 at 8:56pm

For all the authentic liars.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on October 17, 2017 at 5:16am

Finishing a Nazi parody with an Andy "Please shoot me before I have to ever hear him again" Gibb's video was a nice touch.

Comment by Arthur James on October 17, 2017 at 7:08am

`
DANG
SQUARE
I READ ON SMIRKING CHIMP
`
Bill Moyers interview with
James Whitman Google?
`
James Whitman has a website
I down load &
read alone at Home. Your not
tempted to comment. It safer.
I'll read slowly off line.
Thanks for expanding brain.
We can get numbskulls -
It to be birdbrain tweets
Trump
is sure
a Mess.
`
He has a slow read ref:,

Comment by Arthur James on October 17, 2017 at 7:10am

`
NEOLIBERAL
MEIN COUGH
3rd REICH
ETC:, I
GO THERE
NOW. HUSH.
NO YOU GUSH.

Comment by Arthur James on October 17, 2017 at 8:59am

`

oops...

Mein Kampf

Bad Karma

`

a linguist writes a first

book

at 69 years young.

He dedicates book

to Dick & Jane.

`

a blogger here refers?

Totes on reefers? He

prefers pro-wretling 

to Super Bowl on TV.

`

pro-bowling

Comment by mary gravitt on October 17, 2017 at 11:17am

So you get what going on in Trump's America too.  The Majority of Americans so-called Christians believe that there is a difference between the American Race and the Aryan Race.  And I don't even believe race.  Only the race they will win going to hell.

Comment by Arthur James on October 17, 2017 at 11:45am

`
HADES
SQUARE ` GIN
I ENJOY YOUR
R%EF:, TO
OLD
LIT
&
BIBLICAL
LITERATURE
HUBRIS
BLINDS.
POST DEATH?
`
READ BLAISE
PASCAL THE
WAGER:,TO BLIEVE
OR
`1OM?
NO BELIEVER?
PASCAL'S ESSAY
IS BRTIEF.
READ? IT NO HURT
IF YOU
NOT HUBRIS
FOOL- HOPE
OUR SALON
NO SUSPEND
MARY GRAVIT
`
O(OPS)
BEWARE
SQUARE
ANNOY

FILLED

Comment by Arthur James on October 17, 2017 at 11:47am

`
great
COMMENT
NO STINK
&
BE STUCK.
`
THANKS
`

Comment by cheshyre on October 18, 2017 at 8:40pm

Adjusted the video for Amy :)

It's a variation of a previous post, mary, of how Donnie Duck could say the earth is flat and still win the argument. The "Trump is lying!" crowd miss the point. Of course he's lying, his fellow liars love him for it and will support him til death. Everyone running around wasting their time showing how the Duck is a liar are doing exactly as the Duck wants. Let's move on.

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