US May Have to Pay for Kim Jong-un’s Luxury Suit in Singapore: The Trump Administration is reportedly struggling to find a way to pay for the $6000-a-night luxury presidential suite Kim Jong-un is demanding during his stay in Singapore, but apparently cannot afford to pay for. I went online and found a nice youth hostel that’s reasonably priced. Kim might wanna give that a shot. Otherwise, maybe Groupon’s running a special dictator discount.
New iPhone Software Has Features to Stop People Using Phone Too Much: After having been criticized by various groups including stockholders for making its phones too addictive, new iPhone software is expected to include new features to stop people using their phone too much. Hell, there’s a simple solution to that problem, just make a really crappy phone.
New Study Finds Coffee Prevents Dementia: According to several recent studies, coffee is good for your brain and might stave off dementia and Alzheimer’s. Which is not exactly welcome news for those of us who were hoping to forget how much money we spent at Starbucks this year.