US May Have to Pay for Kim Jong-un’s Luxury Suit in Singapore

US May Have to Pay for Kim Jong-un’s Luxury Suit in Singapore:  The Trump Administration is reportedly struggling to find a way to pay for the $6000-a-night luxury presidential suite Kim Jong-un is demanding during his stay in Singapore, but apparently cannot afford to pay for.  I went online and found a nice youth hostel that’s reasonably priced.  Kim might wanna give that a shot.  Otherwise, maybe Groupon’s running a special dictator discount. 

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New iPhone Software Has Features to Stop People Using Phone Too Much:  After having been criticized by various groups including stockholders for making its phones too addictive, new iPhone software is expected to include new features to stop people using their phone too much.  Hell, there’s a simple solution to that problem, just make a really crappy phone.

http://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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Comment by alsoknownas on June 3, 2018 at 6:30am

I like the sound of "dictator discount". Funny.

Comment by Rosigami on June 3, 2018 at 7:02am

Hmmmmm. Maybe Kimmy and Donny could share a room and split the cost! (I wonder just who's moving on who "like a bitch" here?)

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on June 3, 2018 at 7:25am

hehehe   d-siscount   

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on June 3, 2018 at 7:25am

what rosi said....

Comment by Johnny Robish on June 3, 2018 at 7:45am

Thanks guys!

Comment by koshersalaami on June 3, 2018 at 8:53am

Trump can’t afford to pay for a few nights at $6,000 apiece? This is a billionaire, right?

To put this in perspective, if you had as many millions as Trump ostensibly has billions, this would be the equivalent of $6/night. 

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