"UNDER THE WIRE"...New Year's "HAPPY" List! OS Repost

 

Open Salon Repost December 2011

This ain't no Bucket List - in fact it pails in comparison!  I'm sorry! 

And it's not a Pie-in-the-Sky Resolution List either!  It's just that I'm confused this year - I don't know if I'm drinking because I'm Happy or Sad!

All I know is tomorrow;  I'll know for sure!

What is "HAPPY" to you?

1.  Being above Ground?

2.  A good Bowel Movement?

3.  Schadenfreude - with a Side of Schnitzel?

4.  Good Sex?

5.  Bad Sex? There isn't any!  (I heard)

6.  Finding your swallowed Crown in your Toilet Bowl?

7.  Getting a frigin' Peanut on a Flight without begging like a Seal?

8.  The end of Telemarketing?

9.  Your Dentist Cancels?

10.  Your Mate hasn't found your Porn Stash yet?

11.  The IRS didn't catch your "Our Salon" Per Diem Deduction?

12.  The Election is over Tomorrow?

Or all of the above?

 "HAPPY" New Year to you all!

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