Ugandan Dictator Wants to Outlaw Oral Sex

Ugandan Dictator Wants to Outlaw Oral Sex:  In a recent speech, socially conservative evangelical leader and Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni indicated he wants to ban oral sex, reminding citizens that “the mouth is for eating.” 

Of course, to make it all legal, Uganda will have to incorporate the proclamation into their penal code.  As it stands now - the prohibition isn’t written, its just oral.  Ironically, after reading this, a lot of people are gonna think that Uganda really sucks - and that would be a real blow to the country!  Of course, its always important to ingest all sides of the issue, so guess we’ll just have to wait for oral arguments to begin. 

All I can say is, good luck trying to implement something like that in somewhere like Australia - I mean, the whole place is called “down under.”  Good grief, now that I think about it - this kind of makes me wonder if my last girlfriend could have been from Uganda?  Anyway, the bottom line is obviously, oral sex isn't for everyone - it comes down to a matter of taste!

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Comment by koshersalaami on April 19, 2018 at 2:53am

The piece is funny, but Uganda persecutes gays to an awful extent. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on April 19, 2018 at 6:43am

Hi Kosh, I'm not sure I understand your point, but those people (evangelicals) would do the same here if they could get away with it.  Currently they can't, but they're working on it.  He has proposed that anyone who doesn't report "gay activity" is equally as guilty as the gay person.  

Comment by koshersalaami on April 19, 2018 at 6:53am

There have been American evangelicals in Uganda trying to persuade the government to consider homosexuality a capital crime. I don’t know if they got all the way there, Jon would know because he follows it more closely than I do.

Comment by Maui Surfer on April 19, 2018 at 8:06am

All closeted, each and every one. Some people simply have low sex drives, but, the idea that you don't want to warm up before diving in is ridicules.


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