Ugandan Dictator Wants to Outlaw Oral Sex: In a recent speech, socially conservative evangelical leader and Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni indicated he wants to ban oral sex, reminding citizens that “the mouth is for eating.”
Of course, to make it all legal, Uganda will have to incorporate the proclamation into their penal code. As it stands now - the prohibition isn’t written, its just oral. Ironically, after reading this, a lot of people are gonna think that Uganda really sucks - and that would be a real blow to the country! Of course, its always important to ingest all sides of the issue, so guess we’ll just have to wait for oral arguments to begin.
All I can say is, good luck trying to implement something like that in somewhere like Australia - I mean, the whole place is called “down under.” Good grief, now that I think about it - this kind of makes me wonder if my last girlfriend could have been from Uganda? Anyway, the bottom line is obviously, oral sex isn't for everyone - it comes down to a matter of taste!