Twelve Tons of Liquid Chocolate Spilled Onto Polish Highway: Polish commuters encountered a stretch of highway completely bathed in chocolate after a tanker truck overturned in the early morning. That's it - from this point on, I'm carrying a spoon in the glove compartment! Shame it didn't collide with a milk truck. Who knew that when you order “Rocky Road” in Poland - its served with asphalt? They conveniently don’t mention that in the tour books.
Bill O’Reilly Offers To Stand Next to Sarah Sanders and Handle Reporters: Former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly offered to stand next to White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders to help her handle reporters who get out of line. That would be terrific if he stands beside her. That way, we could hear all their lies in stereo.
Two Studies Conform Neanderthal DNA Found in Humans: Two studies recently published in Science and Nature suggest that many modern humans in several regions of the world still carry up to 20% Neanderthal DNA. Scientists say there are two surefire ways to determine if Neanderthal genes run in your family. One would be to get a blood test - and the second (and most foolproof method) is to do a walkthrough of your entire house to see if you or any other family member has carved symbolic pics of elk or wild boar into the walls.