Trump Urged Spain to Build Wall Across the Sahara Desert

Trump Urged Spain to Build Wall Across the Sahara Desert:  Spain’s foreign minister revealed that US President Donald Trump suggested the Spanish government tackle the Mediterranean migration crisis by emulating one of his most famous proclamations of building a wall - suggesting that Spain build a wall across the Sahara desert.

Gee, I must have missed that memo.  When the hell did the Sahara Desert get moved to Spain?  Wonder if he realizes there’s this great big body of water they call the Mediterranean Sea sitting between Europe and North Africa?  Of course, in all fairness, I’m sure he just assumes Spain is a suburb of Mexico.  I mean, if he can’t even read words, how’s he supposed to read a map?  

But come on - a fence stretching all the way across the Sahara desert would need to be nearly 3000 miles long.  Good grief, a structure that big could easily be seen by the dedicated cadre of our Space Force serving way up there in outer space.

But what I find interesting is how he thinks that if the largest desert in the entire world doesn’t stop immigrants from coming, then some man-made wall will turn them away.  I think the Moon’s gotta be more hospitable.  One thing’s for sure, it should be quite interesting watching poor Sarah Sanders try and explain this one.

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Comment by alsoknownas on September 27, 2018 at 6:04am

He is the most stupid person to have ever occupied the White House. It's actually very hard to believe it can get worse but then it does.

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 27, 2018 at 6:36am

My thoughts exactly!

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on September 27, 2018 at 6:55am

I note this in my next podcast. I'm pleased you, too, picked it up.

Comment by Maui Surfer on September 27, 2018 at 5:41pm

Why didn't Rome just deal with Carthage this way? They were great builders too, just like the Confederate Yankee!!!

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 27, 2018 at 5:49pm

Thanks for your comments guys!

Comment by Robert Wolf on September 28, 2018 at 12:18pm

Thank you. Like it a lot.

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 28, 2018 at 12:45pm
Thanks very much Robert!
Comment by Rodney Roe on September 30, 2018 at 9:33am

Come on, haven't you ever listened to Paul Simon, "They got a wall in China, a thousand miles long.  To keep out the foreigners the mad it strong."  A thousand miles three thousand miles, no problem.  They can just let Saudi Arabia pay for it.

He thinks Africa is a country full of people who don't look like him and not worth putting a Trump Tower in.  He probably doesn't even know about Mamba snakes, tse tse flies, or Guinea worms. He's the Lead Deplorable.

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 30, 2018 at 1:13pm

Indeed he is!

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