Trump Tweets We Need More Global Warming

Trump Tweets We Need More Global Warming:  With much of the US inundated with snow and frigid weather, President Trump took to Twitter to say he thinks America could benefit from “a little bit of that good old global warming.”  Now let’s see, if I’m correct here - his Mar-a-Lago estate is only just a few feet above sea level.  Talk about “be careful about what you wish for!”  If I were him, I think I’d make damn sure that top floor Trump Tower penthouse apartment is shipshape and ready to go - that is, unless he plans to take up scuba diving instead of golf.

New Dating App Matches Users Based on Their DNA:  A new dating app called “Pheramor” is using DNA compatibility as a basis for its matchmaking algorithm, requiring all users to submit a cheek swab which a team of in-house scientists can sequence in order to determine which users might be sexually compatible.  I guessing that after you’ve turned your love life over to algorithms and in-house scientists, about the only thing left to do is head out on that “let’s get to know each other date” - and pay for it all in Bitcoin.

World’s Richest Became $1 Trillion Wealthier in 2017:  While most of the world’s population still struggles to make ends meet, new data shows that the world’s richest individuals increased their wealth by a staggering $1 trillion in 2017.  Yea, its called “trickle-down economics,”  and quite frankly - I find it strangely comforting to know the rich are “trickling-down” on us.

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Comment by koshersalaami on December 29, 2017 at 12:05am

I think Trump would be very surprised to know that not only did climate change science not come from the Chinese but where itactually originated. This wouldn't be my first guess.

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 29, 2017 at 12:21am

Good post Kosh - thanks for sharing!

Comment by Maui Surfer on December 29, 2017 at 7:41pm

There is not much to add to the fact that Trump's two main residences are both straight in the path of the rising sea. One sad note, the best surfing wave in Florida, Reef Road, is just down the well, road, from Mar-a-Lago. Here's the thing, you can't park there and the police patrol the place like Fort Knox. Unless you are one of the very few one percenters who surf, you used to have to have a friend drop you off, then come back and pick you up hours later at a specified time .... hmmm, this gives me an idea for a Lyft fleet ... too bad Florida's surf is inconsistent, if this was a Waikiki thing you could make millions.

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 29, 2017 at 7:43pm

All very true!


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Trump is afraid of Elizabeth Warren

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OS Lament.

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