Trump Tweets We Need More Global Warming: With much of the US inundated with snow and frigid weather, President Trump took to Twitter to say he thinks America could benefit from “a little bit of that good old global warming.” Now let’s see, if I’m correct here - his Mar-a-Lago estate is only just a few feet above sea level. Talk about “be careful about what you wish for!” If I were him, I think I’d make damn sure that top floor Trump Tower penthouse apartment is shipshape and ready to go - that is, unless he plans to take up scuba diving instead of golf.
New Dating App Matches Users Based on Their DNA: A new dating app called “Pheramor” is using DNA compatibility as a basis for its matchmaking algorithm, requiring all users to submit a cheek swab which a team of in-house scientists can sequence in order to determine which users might be sexually compatible. I guessing that after you’ve turned your love life over to algorithms and in-house scientists, about the only thing left to do is head out on that “let’s get to know each other date” - and pay for it all in Bitcoin.
World’s Richest Became $1 Trillion Wealthier in 2017: While most of the world’s population still struggles to make ends meet, new data shows that the world’s richest individuals increased their wealth by a staggering $1 trillion in 2017. Yea, its called “trickle-down economics,” and quite frankly - I find it strangely comforting to know the rich are “trickling-down” on us.