Trump to Sign Budget Deal and Declare National Emergency:

Trump to Sign Budget Deal and Declare National Emergency:  President Trump has agreed to sign the massive budget deal moving through Congress in time to avert an impending government shutdown, but will also declare a national emergency so he can get the additional money needed for his border wall.

Gee, that Donald Trump has really got himself a pretty decent gig.  I mean, declare a national emergency - and then fly down to Mar-a-Lago to play golf for the weekend.  Sounds like good work if you can get it.  Wonder what he got Melania for Valentine’s day?  Eh, probably a portrait of himself.  

But come on, Trump just finished tweeting about how great the country’s doing under his leadership.  Not to sound skeptical, but just how great can we be doing if we have to declare a national emergency?  You know, love him or hate him - I think the one thing the Trump presidency has taught us is - what a dreadful, dreadful disease late-stage syphilis really is.

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Comment by Ron Powell on February 15, 2019 at 6:24am

Trump's 'National Emergency' will never see the light of day....

I'll explain why in my next post...

Comment by Johnny Robish on February 15, 2019 at 9:12am

Sounds good!

Comment by Tom Cordle on February 15, 2019 at 11:35am

A man who thinks and operates only in the moment can't comprehend that federal projects happen on FST – Federal Standard Time, which is to say usually at a pace just short of glacial. Regardless of how much money he robs from Peter to pay Paul, his Mexican Wall won't be built in the next couple of years, if at all.

Maybe he imagines in his twisted little mind that he can take all those 'Trump' signs being torn from buildings and slap them on his ego project. I'll support that, IF he first removes the 'T'. Let me put that another way, what's the difference between Trump and an ass? Only the "T".

Comment by J.P. Hart on February 21, 2019 at 9:48pm

Holy cow!
All this and what if there's animosity with Canada?! USA/Mexico border (real and imagined,no?) is 1933 miles.
The Canadian border is 5525 miles. So if this equation is $5B/1933 miles...(sorry I've only got an imported solar calculator and it's too dark to see) (ain't no sunshine, yo)
OKAY so ad hoc: 1933/5525 = 0.34986425 or for the sake of illustration 'our' Southern border is 1/3rd of our Northern border line...for a combined expenditure of $20 billion (what) rubles??

No wait wait a minute!
A ruble is only 0.015 of the United States Dollar...WHAT! 99 x 1 = 99 x 20,000,000,000??? Google says 2e+12.
Does that mean two trillion, 120 million rubles?
Geez. I'll be walking now if I go ... No wonder I majored in English ~ yo!
Rubles and scrupuls? Don't bet on it! Powers that be ain't that scared of socialized medicine...I hope.
On the other hand, who bid on Montana? What the SNUCK!

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