Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real

Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real:  Even though its been well documented that the real Renoir "Two Sisters (On The Terrace)” painting has been hanging in the Art Institute of Chicago since 1933, President Trump continues to insist that the one hanging in his New York apartment is real.  Yea, and I’m guessing he believes his Van Gogh self-portrait is real too - even though the ear was actually bitten off by Mike Tyson.  What tickles me is that he also seems to believe he’s a real president.

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Scientists Warn of Ecological Armageddon As Insect Numbers Drop:  Scientists say three-quarters of all flying insects in nature reserves across Germany have vanished in the last 25 years, which has serious implications for all life on Earth.  Really?  All I can say is, I sure haven’t seen that drop in my apartment.  Meanwhile, Trump EPA chief Scott Pruitt claims the issue is that flying insects are having difficulty getting permission from air traffic controllers to take off and suggests the bugs might wanna consider using another form of transportation.

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Drinking Alcohol Makes Learning New Language Easier:  A new study found that drinking a little drinking can help people struggling to learn a second language.  Hell, if that’s the case, then I’m guessing Charlie Sheen must be fluent in at least 10 languages by now.

 

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Comment by koshersalaami on October 20, 2017 at 4:29am

Alcohol and language learning? Interesting

Comment by koshersalaami on October 20, 2017 at 4:29am

Alcohol and language learning? Interesting

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 20, 2017 at 6:17am

Just for the record, they were not talking about people getting sloshed - just having an alcoholic beverage or two.

Comment by Boanerges on October 20, 2017 at 8:11am

Yeah, but that second language isn't one you can use in polite company.

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 20, 2017 at 10:05pm

Haha - I think you're on to something my friend!

Comment by Ron Powell on October 21, 2017 at 2:16pm

His painting is about as real as his golf scores.

Don't you get it?

If his golf scores and painting are real to him, that's all that matters....

This is how he determines which news is "fake" and which isn't. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 21, 2017 at 4:03pm

It all makes sense now m friend! (lol)

Comment by nanatehay on October 21, 2017 at 4:55pm

Alcohol makes everything easier.

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 21, 2017 at 5:17pm

Until the next day!

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