Trump Sites San Antonio as Example that Border Walls Work: While recently addressing reporters, President Donald Trump cited the city of San Antonio as proof that border walls work, despite the fact that the city is actually 150 miles from the border and it doesn’t even have a wall.
Perfect, then if I were Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, I’d say “Mr President, we’re ready to negotiate” and proceed to offer Trump that exact same border wall they have in San Antonio. After all, who can argue with something that’s working that well? Not to mention that some proud residents claim their invisible wall is “a thing of sheer beauty.”
But seriously, a wall to protect San Antonio from Mexicans? All I know is, that idea didn’t seem to work out all that well for Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie. But never mind all that, the fact is it doesn’t really matter how bogus anything Trump proposes actually is - because he’ll still be considered nothing short of the second coming in our nation’s dive bars, megachurches and trailer parks across the nation.