"I'm here today - not because I want to deflect on yesterday's shitstorm - but to get behind me - the Martin Luther Vandross Birthday thingy. Oh, sorry - King...here King!
Sorry folks, but Omarosa couldn't make it in today - the sniffles. Yes, it's going around.
Oh, there he is - Frederick Douglass - you're still doing an amazing job!
Worked with him all week!
I gotta say, I saw "Roots" & just like clockwork orange - every 2 weeks it gets colored!
And, finally & not a moment too soon...
...here's our own Toby Carson - our HUD maven; who took the time to come down here this morning - even with Foreclosures waiting"!
"Thank you. Let us pray - sorry, wrong day.
As a Surgeon of precise precision, I'm here to say after our President's Exam today; who would've thought...
Adult on-set, I might add. But so easy to cure! I don't want to brag; but it was my diagnosis & volunteered to take the heat & all the swearing!
Under my supervision, we had him holding his breath, drinking water real fast & then scaring him with a Mueller Halloween Mask!
We even tried Soap in his mouth, no TV & no Twitter. Time-Out is ridiculous - from 8 am to 11 am - he's already doing it!
All I can say is; we doctors have patients - if you do! That's just a little bed-side humor to keep my License current!
Now that that's settled; let's concentrate on America's holidays - Martin Luther King's Birthday this month & in February, "President's Day" celebrating all U.S. Presidents past & present - even those with no collusion!
Yes, it's been 50 years since Dr. King passed & even though Reagan signed the Federal Holiday in 1983 into law - our President just inked a Proclamation that'll get him bragging rights, 20% Equity & 50 cents in Perpetuity for admittance to King's birth place & burial site in the Trump/King National Park in Georgia!
Oh, for all you rabid media hounds, I can now report - Trump did in fact, have a Prostate Exam - but sorry to say - we'll have to pull out Mueller's Mask again!