TRUMP SHUFFLES OUT BEN CARSON for MLK Day...& gives Trump a Diagnosis!

Donald Trump:

"I'm here today - not because I want to deflect on yesterday's shitstorm - but to get behind me - the Martin Luther Vandross Birthday thingy.  Oh, sorry - King...here King!

Sorry folks, but Omarosa couldn't make it in today - the sniffles.  Yes, it's going around.

Oh, there he is - Frederick Douglass - you're still doing an amazing job!

Worked with him all week!

I gotta say, I saw "Roots" & just like clockwork orange - every 2 weeks it gets colored!

And, finally & not a moment too soon...

...here's our own Toby Carson - our HUD maven; who took the time to come down here this morning - even with Foreclosures waiting"!

Ben Carson:

"Thank you.  Let us pray - sorry, wrong day.

As a Surgeon of precise precision, I'm here to say after our President's Exam today; who would've thought...

...Tourettes!

Adult on-set, I might add.  But so easy to cure!  I don't want to brag; but it was my diagnosis & volunteered to take the heat & all the swearing!

Under my supervision, we had him holding his breath, drinking water real fast & then scaring him with a Mueller Halloween Mask!

We even tried Soap in his mouth, no TV & no Twitter.  Time-Out is ridiculous - from 8 am to 11 am - he's already doing it!

All I can say is; we doctors have patients - if you do!  That's just a little bed-side humor to keep my License current!

Now that that's settled; let's concentrate on America's holidays - Martin Luther King's Birthday this month & in February, "President's Day" celebrating all U.S. Presidents past & present - even those with no collusion!

Yes, it's been 50 years since Dr. King passed & even though Reagan signed the Federal Holiday in 1983 into law - our President just inked a Proclamation that'll get him bragging rights, 20% Equity & 50 cents in Perpetuity for admittance to King's birth place & burial site in the Trump/King National Park in Georgia!

Oh, for all you rabid media hounds, I can now report - Trump did in fact, have a Prostate Exam - but sorry to say - we'll have to pull out Mueller's Mask again!

 

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Comment by Foolish Monkey on January 24, 2018 at 4:07pm

"I'm here today - not because I want to deflect on yesterday's shitstorm - but to get behind me - the Martin Luther Vandross Birthday thingy.  Oh, sorry - King...here King!

That is SO spot on!  he COULD have said it, that's how spot on it is.

Marilyn, I'm reading the book.  I can't recommend it for a humorist.  it will make you want to throw yourself off the nearest cliff.  he's as dopey, crazy, addled and racist as we're starting to suspect he really may be.  actually, he's worse.  and there's an entire political party shoring him up, KNOWING he's nuttier than a fruitcake.

hugs.  you're the best!

Comment by koshersalaami on January 24, 2018 at 6:38pm

The fact that he's being propped up says just how cynical the guys in Washington are.

Comment by marilyn sands on January 24, 2018 at 6:44pm

Thanks so much FoolishM!  You mean "the" book?  You'll have to do a review of it for us when you're finished & post it!

Comment by marilyn sands on January 24, 2018 at 6:47pm

Thanks Kosh!

That Martin Luther King 'Proclamation Day' with Carson - was hard to watch. Well, at least in a separate later speech - he admitted he really doesn't agree with everything Trump says.  Too bad Repubs have to suck up to him - at all!

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