TRUMP SHUFFLES OUT BEN CARSON for MLK Day...& gives Trump a Diagnosis!

Donald Trump:

"I'm here today - not because I want to deflect on yesterday's shitstorm - but to get behind me - the Martin Luther Vandross Birthday thingy.  Oh, sorry - King!

Sorry folks, but Omarosa couldn't make it in today - the sniffles.  Yes, it's going around.

Oh, there he is - Frederick Douglass - you're still doing an amazing job!

Worked with him all week!

I gotta say, I saw "Roots" & just like clockwork orange - every 2 weeks it gets colored!

And, finally & not a moment too soon...'s our own Toby Carson - our HUD maven; who took the time to come down here this morning - even with Foreclosures waiting"!

Ben Carson:

"Thank you.  Let us pray - sorry, wrong day.

As a Surgeon of precise precision, I'm here to say after our President's Exam today; who would've thought...


Adult on-set, I might add.  But so easy to cure!  I don't want to brag; but it was my diagnosis & volunteered to take the heat & all the swearing!

Under my supervision, we had him holding his breath, drinking water real fast & then scaring him with a Mueller Halloween Mask!

We even tried Soap in his mouth, no TV & no Twitter.  Time-Out is ridiculous - from 8 am to 11 am - he's already doing it!

All I can say is; we doctors have patients - if you do!  That's just a little bed-side humor to keep my License current!

Now that that's settled; let's concentrate on America's holidays - Martin Luther King's Birthday this month & in February, "President's Day" celebrating all U.S. Presidents past & present - even those with no collusion!

Yes, it's been 50 years since Dr. King passed & even though Reagan signed the Federal Holiday in 1983 into law - our President just inked a Proclamation that'll get him bragging rights, 20% Equity & 50 cents in Perpetuity for admittance to King's birth place & burial site in the Trump/King National Park in Georgia!

Oh, for all you rabid media hounds, I can now report - Trump did in fact, have a Prostate Exam - but sorry to say - we'll have to pull out Mueller's Mask again!


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Comment by koshersalaami on January 24, 2018 at 6:38pm

The fact that he's being propped up says just how cynical the guys in Washington are.

Comment by marilyn sands on January 24, 2018 at 6:44pm

Thanks so much FoolishM!  You mean "the" book?  You'll have to do a review of it for us when you're finished & post it!

Comment by marilyn sands on January 24, 2018 at 6:47pm

Thanks Kosh!

That Martin Luther King 'Proclamation Day' with Carson - was hard to watch. Well, at least in a separate later speech - he admitted he really doesn't agree with everything Trump says.  Too bad Repubs have to suck up to him - at all!


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