Feeling the 'Mueller Squeeze'; Donald Trump goes on a last gasp mission to romance Kim Jong-Un with a (promising) Bucket List...

10.  TRY KIMCHI!

  9.  MEET OLD HEART THROB KIM NOVAK - Not Korean, who cares!

  8.  MAKE YOUR "GREAT SUCCESSOR" IDEA A TV HIT LIKE "Father Knows Best"!

7.  WILL COOK KOREAN BBQ WITH THE WHOLE DAMN UN FAMILY"!

 6.  MAKE 'TANG DYNASTY' BIGGER THAN 'TROPICANA'!

 5.  STORMY WILL PULL G-STRINGS TO GET YOU ON "Dancing with the Stars"! 

 4.  PERSONALLY POLISH YOUR NUKES WITH AMERICA'S MAGICAL 'TURTLE WAX'!

 3.  MAKE YOUR 'RADIO JAMMING' AS BIG AS DICK CLARK'S "American Bandstand"!

  2.  WILL BRAVELY RUN INTO SCHOOL'S GUNFIRE & WILL DEFINITELY MEET YOU - on Skype!

  And #1 on my Gimme Kimme Bucket List...

  CHANGE MY NAME TO LONG DONG JONG-TRUMP!

   (SORRY, NO PHOTO AVAILABLE)

 

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Comment by J.P. Hart on March 23, 2018 at 2:35pm

there once was

a man named Chester

another food tester

elegant like Blake

& will the two of'em

munch Swiss chocolate

earbud MSNBC

break bread

while we

Squawk IT? 

play Chinese Checkers?

shoot the back nine

will Big Bill O'Reilly

tag-a-long

& O'Pine

shake hands

take stands

bring with:

H. Kissinger?

Denny Rodman

just for the

slam dunk?

While the

best of us

just get

drunk:)

Comment by Foolish Monkey on March 23, 2018 at 2:55pm

HAHAHA...this is great!

I can't even begin to imagine what THAT meeting is going to be like? 

Will they like each other?  maybe it'll turn out they're like "brothers from another mother"!

GOD that would be scary. 

My hope is Trump forgets to bring his food taster.  :::ba da boom!::

Comment by koshersalaami on March 23, 2018 at 3:19pm

I can’t imagine either. They’re going to come out more as equals because Trump’s a nut case. 

Comment by J.P. Hart on March 23, 2018 at 3:31pm

Wonder'in if Kim Jung Un's surname angers those 'knee jerk talking bots' who hate on the United Nations?  And if his 'disappeared' missiles melded with that Pacific island of garbage (bigger than France!)...were there missiles...? And where will these men above men of the exclusive obliteration club parley? Guadalajara (spell check I love you!)? Could either find Armenia on the map? The Canary Islands? Big Media would probably object to the Aleutians. (Logistics!) Smart money is on Bangkok and John Bolton's cash is is . . . what can I say?  Wouldn't it be cost effective to just Skype a giggly hand or two-three-four of liars poker?

Great work Marilyn! I esp ecially liked the opener with the Truckin' memo beneath that snazzed up Donald! Who-rah! Who-ray there'll be ____ to pay!

 

Comment by marilyn sands on March 23, 2018 at 8:05pm

Thank you J.P. Hart!  I call 'em like I see 'em!  ha ha

Comment by marilyn sands on March 23, 2018 at 8:06pm

Thanks so much FoolishM!  You're so right about a lotta things - Jong Un!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 23, 2018 at 8:11pm

Thanks Kosh!  Glad you could get a coupla laughs after your 'Snow Escapade' post.

Comment by alsoknownas on March 24, 2018 at 7:16am

I clicked on the 45 RPM Dick Clark is holding several times and they still won't dance.

Comment by marilyn sands on March 24, 2018 at 10:43am

Thanks for stopping by aka!  Televised in Philly - what a great show for teens...dancing, great music & playing games on live TV!

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