Always be closing...always be closing
"Come on in folks. The Bill in the Newspaper Ad"?
"Gee, I believe we just sold that one - but, we have another special though. A Bill just like that one - actually a better Bill"!
"Lindsey - pass around the Sweet Tea, will ya. And tuck in your shirt - we got company"!
"Dicky, is that your broken down...oops, sorry - Trade-in Bill I see in the Archives Lot"?
"Uh huh - what do you feel your Bill is worth"?
"You don't have any idea - good. I mean, let me ask you this...
If I could get you say 4 billion for your trade-in & 14 billion for the new Bill would you be interested in taking that Bill home today"?
"You say the Bill has too many extras in it. You mean like Barron's Braces, Melania's Golf Lessons - the Wall"?
"I see you brought the little woman with you today. How you doin' ma'am - you look nice & cool today. What's your name? Why, that's my Mother's name"!
"Dicky, why don't you try the Bill out now. When you test it out - notice the new Bill smell"!
"The Sticker price means nothing - work with me"!
"But I have to tell you - by the time we get that Bill here, get it detailed, inspected, re-worded; we've got hundreds in it already"!
"But, act fast - with the Saturday buyers here tomorrow, that Bill will be gone in a matter of hours"!
"Listen folks, I'm within one Bill - your Bill of making the all-time quarterly sales high for the Republicans & a trip for me & the Mrs. to Mar-a-LEGO - our new Amusement Park"!
"Okay, because I like you - let me do this. Let's see what we can take off".
"Let me go back to the Oval & talk to my Vi...well, somebody's left. Don't go away.
"Where'd they all go"?
"Damn, I was ready to throw in a coupla dipsticks - Mitch & Ryan"!