Trump Plan Gives Teachers Bonuses for Carrying Guns in Class: President Donald Trump is reportedly proposing a plan that would award teachers with bonuses if they carry guns with them in class, which the President feels would be much cheaper than hiring armed security guards. Hell, if its about saving money, why not just ship all our kids over to Afghanistan for school? Teachers there are already armed - problem solved!
Study Finds Neanderthals Not Humans Were Earth First Artists: Researchers say Neanderthals were painting on cave walls in Spain 65,000 years ago - tens of thousands of years before modern humans even arrived. Yea, well if you ask me, that was the least of their accomplishments. What I wanna know is, how in the hell were they able to convince saber-toothed tigers to sit still long enough to get their portraits painted on cave walls?
Home Where Jeffrey Dahmer Committed First Murder for Sale: The childhood home where cannibalistic serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer committed his first murder is up for sale near Cleveland, Ohio. While I’m no real estate expert, my guess is that someone will buy it and immediately turn it into either a rib joint or a body shop. Now I have no idea what they're asking, but you can bet they'd want an arm or a leg for a property like that.