Trump Plan Gives Teachers Bonuses for Carrying Guns in Class

Trump Plan Gives Teachers Bonuses for Carrying Guns in Class:  President Donald Trump is reportedly proposing a plan that would award teachers with bonuses if they carry guns with them in class, which the President feels would be much cheaper than hiring armed security guards.  Hell, if its about saving money, why not just ship all our kids over to Afghanistan for school?  Teachers there are already armed - problem solved!

 

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Study Finds Neanderthals Not Humans Were Earth First Artists:  Researchers say Neanderthals were painting on cave walls in Spain 65,000 years ago - tens of thousands of years before modern humans even arrived.  Yea, well if you ask me, that was the least of their accomplishments.  What I wanna know is, how in the hell were they able to convince saber-toothed tigers to sit still long enough to get their portraits painted on cave walls?

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Home Where Jeffrey Dahmer Committed First Murder for Sale:  The childhood home where cannibalistic serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer committed his first murder is up for sale near Cleveland, Ohio.  While I’m no real estate expert, my guess is that someone will buy it and immediately turn it into either a rib joint or a body shop.  Now I have no idea what they're asking, but you can bet they'd want an arm or a leg for a property like that.

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Comment by koshersalaami on February 22, 2018 at 10:09pm

Rib joint or body shop is really good

Comment by Johnny Robish on February 22, 2018 at 10:22pm

Thanks Kosher!

Comment by koshersalaami on February 22, 2018 at 10:44pm

Or I suppose Cadaverteria

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on February 23, 2018 at 6:57am

How much are they asking for the property?

Comment by Johnny Robish on February 23, 2018 at 9:15am

While I'm not positive, I'll bet they're asking an arm and a leg for it.

Comment by Tom Cordle on February 23, 2018 at 10:15am

I hear the place is basically bare bones

Comment by Tom Cordle on February 23, 2018 at 10:15am

The front door has to be opened with a skeleton key

Comment by Tom Cordle on February 23, 2018 at 10:16am

The real estate agent is holding an open house and serving fava beans and a nice chianti

Comment by Tom Cordle on February 23, 2018 at 10:18am

Trump was misquoted; what he actually said was teachers with guns gave him a boner

Comment by Tom Cordle on February 23, 2018 at 10:26am

Fact: Research shows humans still have Neanderthal DNA, some nearly 3%. Hypothesis: That explains tRump voters.

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