Trump Once Again Advising Firefighters How to Do Their Jobs

Trump Once Again Advising Firefighters How to Do Their Jobs:  After claiming those deadly wildfires in northern California last year could have been prevented if California had simply “raked their forests,” the recent devastating fire at Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral once again afforded President Trump the opportunity to demonstrate his firefighting expertise when he suggested that fire officials should have used “flying water tankers” to put out the fire.   

Oh sure, sending huge Boeing 747 Supertankers right into the heart of Paris at low altitude sounds like an absolutely terrific idea - that is, if you’re filming a disaster movie. 

Hell, I’m surprised President Trump didn’t blame the original Cathedral planners for not incorporating fire any sprinklers into Notre Dame’s design when they began the project back 1160 AD.  

Now let’s get real here, how in the hell could those guys be expected to know about water sprinklers?  After all, these people were only structural engineers, not stable geniuses.

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Comment by koshersalaami on April 16, 2019 at 5:29am

Be sure brain is in gear before putting mouth into motion.....uh, wait, this statement contains what is in this case an invalid assumption

Comment by Ron Powell on April 16, 2019 at 6:38am

In 1160 AD, emergency water sprinklers would have consisted of hundreds of indentured or illegal something or others standing in the rafters waiting to piss on command or at a moment's notice with the slightest hint of smoke detected by the ones with the most sensitive noses...

Of course that would present a slight problem during services which included the burning of incense....

Comment by Johnny Robish on April 16, 2019 at 8:12am

Haha!

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