Trump Oklahoma Campaign Chair Busted in Motel With Underage Boy

Trump Oklahoma Campaign Chair Busted in Motel With Underage Boy:  State Senator and former Oklahoma Trump campaign chair Ralph Shortey, a family values Heartland Baptist Bible College graduate who is known for his bill to ban fetuses in food, is facing numerous charges after he was caught in a Super 8 Motel room with a minor boy.  

Good grief, fetuses in food?  What would that be called?  “Baby food?”  If this is true, just think about the impact this could have on programs like Meals on Wheels?  One thing’s for sure, next time I go out to eat, I’ll be sure to tell the waitstaff “hold the fetus.”   

Now at first I wondered - what the hell would a Republican big-wig be doing holed-up in a Super 8 Motel?  Then it occurred to me that this is about the only option available when you need to find a place where you can pay in cash - and by the hour.  Besides, when you’re in Oklahoma, a Super 8 Motel is probably the closest thing to a Trump Hotel they have.  

In his defense, Senator Shorty’s attorneys are claiming their client is innocent and the police were just out to “Get Shortey.”  Which is possible, I mean he and the kid could have just been having themselves a grand old Bible study in that sleazy motel room.  You know, sharing their favorite verses from the Gideon Bible sitting on the nightstand.  In fact, that verse “Spare the rod, spoil the child” kinda comes to mind.

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Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 16, 2017 at 6:56am

Soylent Green is people!!!

Comment by alsoknownas on March 16, 2017 at 7:29am

Well now. Considering prison slang for a pedophile is "short eyes", this should work out just right.

Comment by koshersalaami on March 16, 2017 at 8:12am

"Spare the rod, spoil the child" is more cutting than you usually get. Excellent.

Comment by Maui Surfer on March 16, 2017 at 8:14am

Looks like he is trying to compensate for being a real 'Shorty' with some boy love of big guns ... what a typical red trash punk closeted molesting half assed cowardly piece of garbage.

Comment by Johnny Robish on March 16, 2017 at 8:27am

Thanks for your comments my friend!

Comment by Robert Young on March 16, 2017 at 12:49pm

is it just me, or do all the preverts I read about turn out to be Right Wingnuts????  Weiner excepted, although I'd put him in the overactive libido pool.

Comment by Johnny Robish on March 16, 2017 at 2:01pm

Its definitely not you.  Needless to say, this creep wanted top "protect" our children from the LGBT community.

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