Trump Lawyer Claims $130K Stormy Daniels Payout His Money

Trump Lawyer Claims $130K Stormy Daniels Payout His Money:  President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen is now claiming that the $130,000 payout to adult film actress Stormy Daniels came from his own pocket.  

No kidding?  Hell, I can’t even get lawyers to take my phone calls, let alone pay off hookers.  Must be nice.  But I suppose its all in a day’s work when you’re the lawyer for a stable genius.  That said, what a uniquely creative way Mr Cohen has come up with to “Pay It Forward!”

Anyway, funny how after the check cleared, Ms Daniels seemed to quickly transition herself from “Stormy” to “partly cloudy.”  I mean, who knew weather patterns could change that quickly?  

And isn’t it interesting how Trump seems to stiff everyone he’s ever dealt with except porn stars?  That’s probably because in order to stiff them, he’d need to swallow about a bucket full of Viagra.  And if Viagra was in fact involved, I guess we could surmise that Mr Trump learned his lesson the hard way.

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Comment by koshersalaami on February 14, 2018 at 5:12am

One of the things that amazed me most was how his supporters could ignore the stiffing, and I don’t mean the sexual kind. Nothing spoke of his personal ethics like that. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on February 14, 2018 at 8:49am

There was a recent study commissioned by (I believe) CNN which found that most of his over 30% (of the country) fanbase are basically now unreachable - no matter what evidence they're confronted with.  And while that isn't terrible surprising after hearing them interviewed, its pretty scary when you see that figure it in writing.

Comment by Tom Cordle on February 14, 2018 at 9:15am

Porn-star pay-offs  ... pussy grabbers ... pedophiles ... perverts ... pathological liars and persistent wife-beaters to boot –- all this from white males whose ancestors came here from putatively superior Western European countries. So much for White Superiority. I'll take more half-black Hawaiians and guys from supposedly shithole countries like Kenya and Indonesia any day. Viva diversity!!

Comment by Johnny Robish on February 14, 2018 at 9:25am

AMark me down for your team.


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