Trump Lawyer Claims $130K Stormy Daniels Payout His Money: President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen is now claiming that the $130,000 payout to adult film actress Stormy Daniels came from his own pocket.
No kidding? Hell, I can’t even get lawyers to take my phone calls, let alone pay off hookers. Must be nice. But I suppose its all in a day’s work when you’re the lawyer for a stable genius. That said, what a uniquely creative way Mr Cohen has come up with to “Pay It Forward!”
Anyway, funny how after the check cleared, Ms Daniels seemed to quickly transition herself from “Stormy” to “partly cloudy.” I mean, who knew weather patterns could change that quickly?
And isn’t it interesting how Trump seems to stiff everyone he’s ever dealt with except porn stars? That’s probably because in order to stiff them, he’d need to swallow about a bucket full of Viagra. And if Viagra was in fact involved, I guess we could surmise that Mr Trump learned his lesson the hard way.