Trump Demands Babies Not Be Born After Nine Months

[Johnny Robish]

Trump Demands Babies Not Be Born After Nine Months:  President Trump confused more than a few loyal followers recently while delivering a speech at an anti-abortion rally when he declared “right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month.  It is wrong and it has to change.” 

You know, this kind of makes me think back to when George W. Bush was president and we all wondered - “could anyone possibly be any dumber than this guy?"  Well - now we have our answer!  But regardless of that, its becoming quite obvious that the debilitating effects of the President's long, untreated gonorrhea infection is just heartbreaking.  I mean, its really beginning to sound like poor Donald’s only a few months away from being spoon-fed jello pudding over at “Shady Acres.”  

Meanwhile, we’re left with a country that was founded by geniuses, yet run by idiots!  Just try and imagine how different things would have been had only we had gone to the polls and elected our first woman president - but sadly, Stormy Daniels wasn’t even running.  

That said, in the interest of fairness, I did check the law and President Trump is correct - the courts still do allow babies to be born at nine months.  Even so, I think its safe to assume most Americans would agree with me that having a baby at nine months “is not wrong” and that this is not something which “really has to change.”  So hopefully, someone can convey to the President that its not really necessary to change the laws of nature.  They seem to be working just fine.

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[Token]

the term spoken was "torn"

[Johnny Robish]

Yea, he obvously mispoke - but I write jokes...

[Boanerges]

Ya know, my late mother would have been in real trouble if that law had been changed like he suggests. Imagine -- three adults congregating in her womb.... JFC, the girther is such a putz. 

[Token]

misinterpretation vs misspoke vs  misheard vs WILLFULLY misheard is a wonder to behold and sorting out what it actually IS can be very expensive.

for instance: I just heard that one of the "golden fleece" programs indulged in by the government, was the grant of $700,000 to determine whether Niel Armstrong actually said "man" or "A man" in his "small step"/"Giant leap"  quote on setting first human foot on the moon.

(since he grew up in the same town I did, I quite distincly hear him "inhaling" his "A" (which is what we do here)

"A man" vs ""(uh) man"

...... and thank you for writing jokes, this place  needs them

[Ron Powell]

You'd think it would be difficult to get any dumber than this:

[Johnny Robish]

Haha - remember it well!

[Johnny Robish]

Thanks for all your comments and viewpoints my friends!

[The Songbird]

Good politiks!  Laughter isn't exclusive!  

[Johnny Robish]

Thanks Songbird!

[The Songbird]

Ditto!  That's the best quote ever about the babies, and just sums up a brand of logic that defies itself.  And cats are different than dogs, ya know?  They really are! (eyelash bat...  )