Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence: In perhaps his most bizarre press conference yet, President Donald Trump once again refused to forcefully denounce white supremacist protesters, instead basically laying blame for the Charlottesville violence on what he described as the “alt-left,” and then took some time to also promote his Virginia winery. Wow, that was quick. Donald must've taken a nice lunch meeting with Steve Bannon. So if I understand the President correctly, he was basically telling the white supremacists “I support you and your racist views, but I disavow hate - but only on both sides.” That ought to put everyone’s fears to rest.
LA and Honolulu Have Worst Traffic in US: According to a recent study, Honolulu was ranked as having the second-worst traffic in the nation, only behind Los Angeles. OK, but the question is, where would you really rather be stuck in traffic?
Gov’t Warns Against Using Hair Conditioner Following Nuclear Blast: The Homeland Security website Ready.gov is posting a warning to citizens that - following a nuclear blast - you should wash your hair with shampoo but do not use conditioner, because conditioner can bind radioactive material to your hair. And while its awfully nice of the Trump Administration to offer free doomsday grooming advice - I suspect that if you’re near where a nuclear bomb went off - you can pretty much expect to have a “bad hair day,” whether you use conditioner or not. And while I’m neither hair stylist nor nuclear scientist, judging from his recent photographs, it certainly appears that Mr Trump may have used conditioner.