Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos: Even while at a White House ceremony intended to honor the World War II Navajo code talkers, Trump found he couldn’t resist making a derogatory comment about his adversary Sen. Elizabeth Warren, referring to her once again as “Pocahontas.” No surprise there - I mean this is a guy who politicized a speech he made to the damn Boy Scouts. Kind of makes you wonder he’ll do next? Throw paper towels at hurricane victims?
Facebook Rolls Out AI to Detect Suicidal Posts: Facebook announced a brand new “proactive detection artificial intelligence technology,” designed to scan all posts looking for patterns of suicidal thoughts - and when necessary - send mental health resources to the user at risk. Gee, one would assume with all the money Facebook has, they could afford to just hire some actual intelligence rather than the artificial kind. Wonder if that new “artificial intelligence” will also be able to detect when foreign governments are buying fake, political hacker ads to post on Facebook? The first clue might be when they’re paying for everything in Rubles.
Study Finds We're Living Longer Lives in Poorer Health: A new study found that while life expectancy is increasing, adults are spending a large portion of their retirement years in poor health. A Trump Administration spokesperson claims the easiest way to put a stop to this trend would be to make dramatic cuts to medical care funding for the elderly - combined with lowering taxes for the wealthy. Problem solved!