As a lawyer, this Ty Cobb must be thinking 'long game'; but for us in the bleachers watching the 'Mueller Probe' - we've had our fill of sore butts, Nachos & Beer Breath!
And, that's just my Brother-in-law!
No double about it; right now, America needs a 7th Inning Stretch or Cheerleaders!
Author, John Irving once wrote, "Baseball is a game with a lot of waiting; it's a game with increasingly heightened anticipation of increasingly limited action".
That's right - we don't go to a Baseball Game because we're in a hurry - we go to air-out our feet, learn new swear words & get heartburn!
But enough about me!
Catcher, Joe Garagiola so eloquently opined, "Baseball is drama with an endless run & ever-changing cast"!
And, that's exactly what Trump has given us: a cast of characters who he's either never met before, been a volunteer or took orders for Covfefe & Prune Danish!
The remainder are in the 'Fired/I Quit Revolving Door Program' first hired as Apprentice-Mannequins for show - then tossed aside whenever Trump decides to take his ball home!
I guess this Ty Cobb didn't remember what Baseball owner, Bill Veeck said, "Get 3 Strikes - even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off"!
But there Ty sits, twirling his Victorian gray mustache; deciding what false hope & happy talk he can placate childlike Trump with each day:
"Don't worry - you're no Nixon - he erased tapes"!
"And, you're no Bill Clinton either - so far, you haven't had any sex in the White House"!
Or..."You're so rich, you can run to a deserted island - but from what I hear...pay me first!
That's all well & good - but I'm going with Baseball's lovable poet laureate, Yogi Berra; who always reminds us...
"It ain't over till it's over"!