Trump Axes Secret Service Director in Latest Purge of DHS Leadership: After just axing Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, President Trump continued to dismantle the leadership of the nation’s top domestic security agency by firing U.S. Secret Service Director Randolph D. “Tex” Alles - with others rumored to be on the way out soon.
Good grief! Makes you wonder who the hell is gonna be next? Maybe Melania will be replaced by Hope Hicks? I heard that in the midst of all this, son Barron has been threatening to run away and join the circus. Of course, we’re talking about a real circus - not the one his old man is running out of the White House.
I mean, the turnover in the Trump Administration these past two years has been simply astounding. People are leaving faster than Roseanne Barr can spew out racial slurs after a heavy dose of Ambien. That said, I do have to admit Trump’s end-game solution to the immigration issue is simply brilliant. Simply turn America into one of those “sh%#-hole countries” that nobody in their right mind would ever want to immigrate to - problem solved!