Trump Appears to Think American Flag Has Blue Stripe

Trump Appears to Think American Flag Has Blue Stripe:  While on a photo opp at the Nationwide Children's Hospital in Ohio, President Trump was spending some time sitting with the kids and coloring in American flags, when he apparently became confused and added a blue stripe to the his flag.  Now in all fairness, the Russian flag does has a blue strip, so its understandable he’d be a little confused.  What I don’t understand is - why he didn’t just have one of the secret service guys seize one of those punk kid’s flags and just copy off that?

 

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Trump Tower Doorman Wins Right to Talk About Secret Trump Child:  A former Trump Tower doorman who says he was silenced by a catch-and-kill $30,000 contract with the National Enquirer, has won the right to discuss the rumor that Donald Trump may have secretly fathered an illegitimate child.  Good grief - speaking of the National Enquirer, that just reminded me of an old Enquirer headline I saw in the checkout line a few years ago that read "Boy with Turkey’s Body Found in Upstate New York Henhouse.”  Now since Melania obviously isn’t interested anymore, is it possible Trump has been getting his freak on with common ordinary poultry?  I’m just asking.

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Scientists Say Higgs boson Explains Why Matter Has Mass:  Scientists say the discovery of the Higgs boson, also known as the “God Particle,” helps explain why matter has mass.  Wow, these guys must be really smart. Hell, I’m still trying to figure out why Catholics have mass.

 

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