Triceratops May Have Had Horns to Attract Mates

[Johnny Robish]

Triceratops May Have Had Horns to Attract Mates:  A study published in a Royal Society journal found that the aggressive-looking armor of horned dinosaurs such as Triceratops, may actually have evolved to signal an animal's suitability as a sexual partner - known as socio-sexual selection.  Or, to put it another way, these guys were pretty damned horny.

       

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Trump Called Putin to Congratulate Him on His Election Victory:  President Trump told reporters that he called Vladimir Putin to congratulate him on his election victory, and plans to meet with the Russian President in the near future, but did not discuss the recent nerve-agent attack in Britain.  What does Trump care about nerve gas attacks?  Hell, Trump’s got his own private stash of nerve gas - Agent Orange!

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Ben Carson Blames $31,000 Office Dining Set on His Wife:  Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Ben Carson told the House Appropriations Committee that it was actually his wife, Candy, who purchased the $31,000 dining set for his office on taxpayers' dime - because he doesn’t like becoming involved in decorating.  Gee, I guess in this administration, a women’s place is apparently under a bus.  Well, at least this time they didn’t blame Obama.

[J.P. Hart]

Wow you're ambitious, Johnny! Way cool your pro bono publico column...!

My own writing most days never pays off...like generic dental floss: cheaper...but I wind up using twice as much. So I'm left with nothing but short useless strings and icky corn husks, yesterday's broccoli and macadamia and well-ground pistachio even on my mustachio! (did I just hear TMI?!:)

Earlier, before I realized I's on 'Visual Mode' here at the OK I'd sidetracked mentioning scary-breaking news from Oconomowoc HS evacuating students---70 conveyed in ambulances (monoxide-fumes)... what have they done to the ozone, Johnny?!

Today I especially enjoyed your observations about the Triceratops. Right away it minded me of a piercing fanatic who'd exaggerated his forehead with foam protrusions. Startling--'Starwars-Like' ah, you know: unique!

[Johnny Robish]

Hee!