Treasury Secretary’s Wife Apologizes for Instagram Sniping: Louise Linton, the actress wife of U.S. Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin, apologized for demanding to know how much a female critic pays in taxes after the woman called Linton out for highlighting her expensive clothing as she exited a government plane. Not to be critical, but her apology sounded more like “I’m so sorry. It was inappropriate and insensitive of me to encourage the poors to feel badly about not being able to be me.” That said, I can see a "Real Housewives" run in her future. Now I’m no historian, but back in the day - didn't the French use to send these types to the guillotine?
Eye Test Could Predict Alzheimer's Disease Years In Advance: According to a recent study from Cedars-Sinai, a non-invasive eye test could predict whether someone could have Alzheimer’s disease years before patients begin experiencing symptoms of the disease. Wow, talk about a bargain! So next time you go to the optometrist, your doctor will not only be able to tell you if you need glasses, but also if you’re losing your ever-lovin' mind.
Cannibal Tells Police He’s Tired of Eating Human Flesh: Four men in South Africa are facing charges of cannibalism after one of them handed himself in to police, claiming that he was “tired of eating human flesh.” Oh for heaven’s sake, try another recipe and quit complaining! But I get it. Hell, when I was a kid, I used to eat meatloaf all the time. Now, I hope I never have to see meatloaf on my plate again.