"TOP TEN EXCUSES Why Trump's Lawyers Nix a Face-to-Face"!

Since Donald Trump's legal team said that 'an in-person interview with Robert Mueller would set a bad precedent for future presidents & be a waste of time' - here's 10 more reasons they're planning to procrastinate...

10.  He'll be having the Flu!

  9.  Gotta wait for the Cable Guy!

  8.  Washes his hair on Monday, Wednesday & Friday.  Tuesday & Thursday is 'Admiring Day'!

  7.  Too busy deciding which Russian children to adopt!

  6.  Hope Hicks says he'll be out of the office that day!

  5.  Putin says it would be a conflict of interest!

  4.  We need time to proofread his Crib Notes!

   3.  He'll be too busy cutting off the 'Jared Heads' from his family photo albums!

   2.  Okay, but not without Novacaine!

   And, the #1 Excuse why Trump lawyers nix a face-to-face...

He has to keep his 'High Testosterone Days' open for Stormy!

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Comment by marilyn sands on March 21, 2018 at 8:10am

Give me # 11, okay!  We'll all have some fun.

Comment by marilyn sands on March 21, 2018 at 10:34am

Thanks FoolishM!  Anybody know who's the leaker of the "Congrats to Putin" call?  Hmm. 

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