Tom Brady Declares for Donald Trump:  New England Patriots and deflategate quarterback Tom Brady is now publicly endorsing Donald Trump for president.  Which isn’t really all that surprising when you consider Trump is basically the only candidate who’s a big enough windbag to re-inflate all those balls. 

 

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Study Finds Women Like Their Phones More Than Sex:  Confirming suspicions that we are slowly becoming more obsessed with our phones than each other, a new study found that 57 percent of U.S. women would rather give up having sex for a week than their mobile phones.  And why not?  There’s always phone sex.

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More New Planets Found in Habitable Zones:  NASA scientists say that after years of searching, they are now increasingly locating more planets that appear to be in habitable zones.  And while I admire their dedication, I’d simply be happy if I could just locate a parking spot in Santa Monica once in a while.

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Comment by JMac1949 Memories on September 16, 2015 at 9:23pm

Maybe Tom knows how to deflate "The Donald's" head.  Parking in Santa Monica can be found in the new garages in the alternate universe where women don't care about their cell phones.  R&L ;-)

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 16, 2015 at 9:29pm

Haha!  Thanks my friend!

Comment by koshersalaami on September 17, 2015 at 5:17am
I always let Tom Brady determine my core for President. After all, he's a Patriot.
Comment by Johnny Robish on September 17, 2015 at 7:14am

Excellent Kosher!

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