"THE TRUMP FAMILY INTERVENTION" - Satire Scripted!

What most of the world has been waiting for....

With heavy hearts, The Trump Kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Intervention & I just happened to get my hands on the Transcript:

                                                                                  DONALD TRUMP

                                                               I love this guys - getting the Will thing out of the way.

                                                                                  IVANKA

                                                              No, dad - we want you to step down.

                                                                                  DONALD

                                                              What do you mean - I will not be Vice President to Pence.

                                                                                  DONALD Jr.

                                                              No, we want you to go see Dr. Strange at the Institution.

                                                                                 DONALD

                                                              Okay, Ivanka - I don't want to date you. 

                                                              Maybe when you were 17 - but certainly not now - I've got sexy Mahalia.

                                                                                 TIFFANY

                                                              No, it's all over Pop.

                                                                                DONALD

                                                               Et tu, Tiff?

                                                                                IVANKA

                                                              The WikiLeaks?

                                                                               DONALD

                                                              My Urologist has a handle on it.

                                                                                IVANKA

                                                              No, the Putin connection.

                                                                               DONALD

                                                              He loves me & it's not the Wotka talking.

                                                                               ERIC

                                                              At least - admit you're a Narcissist.

                                                                               DONALD

                                                              Who isn't?  "King Donald shall see you now" - Wow!

                                                              Where's my little boy?

                                                                               ERIC

                                                              You mean Prince?

                                                                              DONALD

                                                              Yeah, the one who doesn't think I'm a Jerkoff yet.

                                                                              IVANKA

                                                              He's not here & neither are the crying babies.

                                                                             DONALD

                                                              You're always there for me - like a wife!

                                                                              ERIC

                                                             "Nuclear Weapons - why can't we use them"?

                                                                              DONALD

                                                              I was joking.

                                                                              ERIC

                                                              Well, guys - at least one of us has Power of Attorney.

                                                                              DONALD

                                                              I don't think so.

                                                                              IVANKA

                                                              Who?

                                                                              DONALD

                                                               Putin.

                                                                              IVANKA

                                                              You're kidding.

                                                                              DONALD

                                                              That's what Putin said!

                                                                              IVANKA

                                                              That's it - do you want to go quietly or should we take you?

                                                                              DONALD

                                                              Hillary sent you, didn't she?  

                                                              What a Pussy - she has one, you know.

                                                                               DONALD, Jr.                                                                              

                                                               You can't keep calling people names.

                                                                               DONALD

                                                               Does she or does she not have one?

                                                                               DONALD, Jr.

                                                               Yes, I guess.

                                                                                DONALD

                                                              Yes, I guess...where would you be if I didn't give you a job?

                                                                                 DONALD, Jr.

                                                               Well, you ruined my life calling me Junior.

                                                                                 DONALD

                                                               Is there a camera rolling?

                                                                                DONALD, Jr.

                                                              You'd like that wouldn't you - you big egotistical Butterball!

                                                                                 TIFFANY

                                                              Stay on point, guys - I've got a date with Jose Hernandez.

                                                                                 DONALD

                                                              On Day 1 - I'm gonna fire all the Supremes.

                                                                                 ERIC

                                                             What did Diana Ross ever do to you?

                                                                                 DONALD

                                                             I knew it - you're the slow one; just like your Mother.

                                                             I'm cutting it down to 3 Supreme Justices - Vinnie, Tony & Carmine! 

                                                                                 DONALD, Jr.

                                                             Now, just slip into this; you'll like it - it's made in China.                                       

                                                                                 DONALD

                                                             Too many belts & buckles - get it off me!

                                                                                DONALD, Jr.

                                                            You're just modeling it - you're getting paid millions - hold still.

                                                                               DONALD

                                                            Why didn't you say so.  I'll start a new line - everyone will want one -

                                                            Colors...can I still Tweet? 

                                                                               DONALD, Jr.

                                                            Yes, trust me!

                                                                              ****                                                                                                                                                                                                  

                                                                     

                                                                                                                                   

 

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Comment by JMac1949 Today on August 17, 2016 at 8:38am

I would have thought that a tranquilizer gun would be required.  R&L ;-)

Comment by marilyn sands on August 17, 2016 at 9:03am

Yes, jmac - that too!  ha ha

Comment by Zanelle on August 17, 2016 at 9:31am

Ha  Loved the straight jacket....I saw an article about Ivanka being on vacation with Putin's girlfriend.  geez.   This was funny in a not funny world.  I wish the kids would do something.  But he has to think he wins as they are pulling him away otherwise he will get violent.  sigh.

Comment by marilyn sands on August 17, 2016 at 11:08am

Thanks Z!  My biggest wish is a serious Family Intervention - sooner rather than later!

Comment by Ron Powell on August 17, 2016 at 11:08am
At the end of the day, it's still all about the money.
Comment by marilyn sands on August 17, 2016 at 11:47am

Yes, Ron & Trump is now hinting at riches for EVERYONE if they cast their vote in his direction.  I hope his voters aren't disappointed when they only get an empty Swag Bag!  ha ha

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