"THE SANDBOX CHRONICLES" - Liddle Donnie's Playbook!

For children a sandbox is a microcosm of their world - for Liddle Donnie Trump it was Battling Practice!

When Sen. Bob Corker of Tennessee spoke out on President Trump's White House being run like an Adult Day Care Center & could lead to World War III - I pictured a sandbox as his Command Post.

Liddle Donnie Trump had everything any little boy needed - a shovel, a bucket, an Executive Order!

But, there he was - sitting Budda-style telling his sand-mates, "I will build a great wall & America will pay for it"!

"Dig, Bannon, dig!  Meet China half-way - but get their oil"!

It's no surprise there was a big turnover in diggers; especially when he shouted, "Look at my African-American over here"!

"All in all, we have by far the highest IQ of any sandbox ever assembled - but I'm much smarter than them"!

"You call that a castle - move over; I alone can fix it"!

"Save money!  You don't need no funky Window Treatments or Welcome Mats - who cares - you're gonna hole up in there while being Audited anyway"!

That also goes for Turrets, Ramparts & Fornication"!

"Stop pullin' on my sleeve, Pence"!

"Fortification, Donnie, fortification"!

"Mrs. Pence, Mrs. Pence - he's talkin' dirty again"!

And, every morning looking over his domain, Liddle Donnie announced, "Russia, if you're listening - all this can be yours"!

"My sand's changed every day - not raked through like in a Litter Box!

It's flown in hourly from the finest Quarries in Italy (they make all my marble, you know) but first - all religious denominations say a prayer over it"!

"The Moat was my idea - what a genius!  And, without the Drawbridge Toll; there'd be no Trade, no Commerce, no Domino's delivery"!

"Spires, Smires - okay, I had bad karma at 'The Taj'...yet I never had one bankruptcy"!

And, because he practiced his future Campaign Speeches there; this Iconic Sandbox was approved as an Historical Landmark next to his Log Cabin Birthplace & Meme Outlet Store:

"A Chicken in Every Pot"?

"Well, I say, "A Sandbox in Every Backyard...

okay, Puerto Rico too - but allow 6 to 8 months for delivery"!

"And, because I want peace so badly - this sand will come from both Israeli & Palestinian borders or Toys R Us...I have a Gift Card"!

After a lot of 'I know you are, but what am I's' - the tykes ran home, but Liddle Donnie sounded like a 5 year old Don Rickles:

"Bannon - come back when the face clears up & hey, bring more Shakespeare"!

"Pelosi - you're 'a 2' - how'd you get to sit next to me - big rack for five though"!

"Mitch - your cry for H.E.L.P. in the sand proves you are indeed - Impotent"!

But, when Liddle Rex Tillerson shook his sand from his shoes & found his southern ego still intact - he accidentally knocked over Trump's garish work of art & under his breath said,

"So sorry, boss - but here...catch - Moron"!

Happy to say this article can also be seen in "Humor Times Magazine" but somebody made a hole in Trump's water bucket! 


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Comment by Foolish Monkey on October 25, 2017 at 9:40am

oh gawd Marilyn, that HELP written in the sand is exactly how I feel!

very funny piece but there's an element of sad in this too.  it's not really THAT much of an exaggeration and this is the president of the united states.  

GAH marilyn!  GAH!!

Comment by Arthur James on October 25, 2017 at 9:59am


Great... Foolish Monkey can access


Rabbi Radio's blog. I blocked as if ` abyss?

Absent? No Here? No voice. NASTY? YUP...

I prefer to go play in sandbox with rubber

bucket and rubber shovel & Farm hoe....


Off Line is safest...

FBI no Respect

deleters, snoops,

and deceiver folks.


Comment by Arthur James on October 25, 2017 at 10:02am


Comment by marilyn sands on October 25, 2017 at 10:34am

Thanks Foolish M.  Trump's childhood needs to be examined & probed...if only to find out how much he charged kids to play in his sandbox!

Comment by marilyn sands on October 25, 2017 at 10:42am

Thanks Arthur - our salon is OUR Sandbox!  I encourage ALL my readers to write on here what they'd like to build today!

Comment by Ron Powell on October 25, 2017 at 12:19pm

 Playing in the sand box with "Liddell Donnie " is like a day at the beach.....

....but it sure ain't no picnic

Comment by marilyn sands on October 25, 2017 at 12:32pm

Thanks Ron!  Great pic!  Getting harder & harder to listen to him lie day after day.  Here's hoping the end is near.

Comment by Arthur James on October 27, 2017 at 5:03pm


Foolish ;is Monkey?



I think not you whew


if i eat brownish raw

over-ripe baNNAS.in

sand box,


SEE A  world in a grain

of sand. The beaUTY IN

a flower,

see sense ETERNITY IN

A  HOUR  and\hold 

infinity in the palm

oy your hands


William Blake










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