"THE SANDBOX CHRONICLES" - Liddle Donnie's Playbook!

For children a sandbox is a microcosm of their world - for Liddle Donnie Trump it was Battling Practice!

When Sen. Bob Corker of Tennessee spoke out on President Trump's White House being run like an Adult Day Care Center & could lead to World War III - I pictured a sandbox as his Command Post.

Liddle Donnie Trump had everything any little boy needed - a shovel, a bucket, an Executive Order!

But, there he was - sitting Budda-style telling his sand-mates, "I will build a great wall & America will pay for it"!

"Dig, Bannon, dig!  Meet China half-way - but get their oil"!

It's no surprise there was a big turnover in diggers; especially when he shouted, "Look at my African-American over here"!

"All in all, we have by far the highest IQ of any sandbox ever assembled - but I'm much smarter than them"!

"You call that a castle - move over; I alone can fix it"!

"Save money!  You don't need no funky Window Treatments or Welcome Mats - who cares - you're gonna hole up in there while being Audited anyway"!

That also goes for Turrets, Ramparts & Fornication"!

"Stop pullin' on my sleeve, Pence"!

"Fortification, Donnie, fortification"!

"Mrs. Pence, Mrs. Pence - he's talkin' dirty again"!

And, every morning looking over his domain, Liddle Donnie announced, "Russia, if you're listening - all this can be yours"!

"My sand's changed every day - not raked through like in a Litter Box!

It's flown in hourly from the finest Quarries in Italy (they make all my marble, you know) but first - all religious denominations say a prayer over it"!

"The Moat was my idea - what a genius!  And, without the Drawbridge Toll; there'd be no Trade, no Commerce, no Domino's delivery"!

"Spires, Smires - okay, I had bad karma at 'The Taj'...yet I never had one bankruptcy"!

And, because he practiced his future Campaign Speeches there; this Iconic Sandbox was approved as an Historical Landmark next to his Log Cabin Birthplace & Meme Outlet Store:

"A Chicken in Every Pot"?

"Well, I say, "A Sandbox in Every Backyard...

okay, Puerto Rico too - but allow 6 to 8 months for delivery"!

"And, because I want peace so badly - this sand will come from both Israeli & Palestinian borders or Toys R Us...I have a Gift Card"!

After a lot of 'I know you are, but what am I's' - the tykes ran home, but Liddle Donnie sounded like a 5 year old Don Rickles:

"Bannon - come back when the face clears up & hey, bring more Shakespeare"!

"Pelosi - you're 'a 2' - how'd you get to sit next to me - big rack for five though"!

"Mitch - your cry for H.E.L.P. in the sand proves you are indeed - Impotent"!

But, when Liddle Rex Tillerson shook his sand from his shoes & found his southern ego still intact - he accidentally knocked over Trump's garish work of art & under his breath said,

"So sorry, boss - but here...catch - Moron"!

Happy to say this article can also be seen in "Humor Times Magazine" but somebody made a hole in Trump's water bucket! 

https://www.humortimes.com/64429/sandbox-chronicles-liddle-donnie-p...

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Comment by Arthur James on October 25, 2017 at 9:59am

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Great... Foolish Monkey can access

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Rabbi Radio's blog. I blocked as if ` abyss?

Absent? No Here? No voice. NASTY? YUP...

I prefer to go play in sandbox with rubber

bucket and rubber shovel & Farm hoe....

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Off Line is safest...

FBI no Respect

deleters, snoops,

and deceiver folks.

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Comment by Arthur James on October 25, 2017 at 10:02am

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THE NOT ANAL AND
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Comment by marilyn sands on October 25, 2017 at 10:34am

Thanks Foolish M.  Trump's childhood needs to be examined & probed...if only to find out how much he charged kids to play in his sandbox!

Comment by marilyn sands on October 25, 2017 at 10:42am

Thanks Arthur - our salon is OUR Sandbox!  I encourage ALL my readers to write on here what they'd like to build today!

Comment by Ron Powell on October 25, 2017 at 12:19pm

 Playing in the sand box with "Liddell Donnie " is like a day at the beach.....

....but it sure ain't no picnic

Comment by marilyn sands on October 25, 2017 at 12:32pm

Thanks Ron!  Great pic!  Getting harder & harder to listen to him lie day after day.  Here's hoping the end is near.

Comment by Arthur James on October 27, 2017 at 5:03pm

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