When Sen. Bob Corker of Tennessee spoke out on President Trump's White House being run like an Adult Day Care Center & could lead to World War III - I pictured a sandbox as his Command Post.
"Dig, Bannon, dig! Meet China half-way - but get their oil"!
It's no surprise there was a big turnover in diggers; especially when he shouted, "Look at my African-American over here"!
"All in all, we have by far the highest IQ of any sandbox ever assembled - but I'm much smarter than them"!
"You call that a castle - move over; I alone can fix it"!
"Save money! You don't need no funky Window Treatments or Welcome Mats - who cares - you're gonna hole up in there while being Audited anyway"!
That also goes for Turrets, Ramparts & Fornication"!
"Stop pullin' on my sleeve, Pence"!
"Fortification, Donnie, fortification"!
"Mrs. Pence, Mrs. Pence - he's talkin' dirty again"!
And, every morning looking over his domain, Liddle Donnie announced, "Russia, if you're listening - all this can be yours"!
It's flown in hourly from the finest Quarries in Italy (they make all my marble, you know) but first - all religious denominations say a prayer over it"!
"Spires, Smires - okay, I had bad karma at 'The Taj'...yet I never had one bankruptcy"!
And, because he practiced his future Campaign Speeches there; this Iconic Sandbox was approved as an Historical Landmark next to his Log Cabin Birthplace & Meme Outlet Store:
"A Chicken in Every Pot"?
"Well, I say, "A Sandbox in Every Backyard...
okay, Puerto Rico too - but allow 6 to 8 months for delivery"!
"And, because I want peace so badly - this sand will come from both Israeli & Palestinian borders or Toys R Us...I have a Gift Card"!
After a lot of 'I know you are, but what am I's' - the tykes ran home, but Liddle Donnie sounded like a 5 year old Don Rickles:
"Bannon - come back when the face clears up & hey, bring more Shakespeare"!
"Pelosi - you're 'a 2' - how'd you get to sit next to me - big rack for five though"!
"Mitch - your cry for H.E.L.P. in the sand proves you are indeed - Impotent"!
"So sorry, boss - but here...catch - Moron"!
Happy to say this article can also be seen in "Humor Times Magazine" but somebody made a hole in Trump's water bucket!