My house is all clean

      I just need a handyman.

      Someone to clean my gutters,

      Unplug my pipes and rake some leaves.


     Someone able to work

     and not lay dying on the floor.

     We all are passing on,

     Even a handyman retires.


     My mother is good at directing

     her handymen.

     She is able to send me reports from the front.

     Well managed handymen are a treasure.


     Soldiers are handymen gone away.

     They should all stay home and help their women.

     My handyman is coming

     I'm thinking of all the things I am going to ask him to do.....

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Comment by Oryoki Bowl on December 31, 2012 at 9:08am
Years ago, I planned a prototype tool belt for women, also called The Handyman. At the time, the Leatherman was all the rage, but that was for the men. The Handyman came with all sorts of vibrating accessories....and a wrist guard.
Comment by Arthur James on December 31, 2012 at 9:26am

` Remember the old song ` 


The Handyman Can?

Now I be singing it.


Woody Guthrie:


I've been sober,

jailed, lied about,

sang in the Choir,

Chopped wood,

Never Drunk,

Sang Muse,

Sipped` Ale,

and still am

Looking For

Good Woman.


Ask the Old Guy

He rent a room

He scrub floorss

Tiles will shine


He be Drunk?

Let's Hope No.

He Slip on floor.

You give him de

artificial breath

No ` hind-licks

No do Maneuver 

call 9-11 asap




Comment by JMac1949 Today on December 31, 2012 at 10:42am

Sweet Baby James... long time since I heard that one... here's wishing you a Happy New Year for you and your new handy man.

Comment by onislandtime on December 31, 2012 at 7:42pm

Zanelle, I'm a big believer in DIY. Saves you all that over promising and under delivering that is just rampant .  


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