The 19th and 20th centuries gave us things like the steamboat, standardized rail networks, the periodic table, vaccines, and the dishwasher. Today Apple gives us

One of the other features for the technology shown by Apple was the ability to generate a face mesh and map new textures to it, such as new SnapChat 'masks', or animated emoji in Message. The hardware will map 50 muscle tracking points, and a user can choose one of twelve animal emoji (fox, cat, dog, pig, unicorn, poop emoji) and record a ten second message where the 'ani-moji' will mimic in real-time how the user is moving and speaking in order to send to the other person. Apples plan here is to open the resources up to developers to use in their own applications.

If any of you dear readers have doubted these endeavors' insistence that we've reached the asymptote of progress, doubt no more.

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Comment by Robert Young on September 13, 2017 at 10:16am

well, I won't attempt to argue that.  but I've never seen such.  OTOH, all those PINK sweatpants wearing tweens has about the same intent, dontcha think?

Comment by Ron Powell on September 13, 2017 at 2:27pm

Just sayin'

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on September 13, 2017 at 2:41pm

Image result for fat old men

Comment by Tom Cordle on September 13, 2017 at 9:36pm

I'm known among friends as Doubting Thomas, but I have no doubt the end of civilization is at hand. And I'll never forgive Amy for posting the image of that "cleavage".

Comment by Steel Breeze on September 14, 2017 at 7:08am

it ended with 'TV'.....

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