I found this old draft sitting in my draft file. I'm not sure why I never published. 

I have evidence that Sen. McConnell is a zombie. My investigative sources found a death certificate for a "McConnell, Senator" in Honolulu, HI dated 2003. Strom Thurmond aside, Senate rules do not permit you to serve in the Senate if you're already dead.

The RNC has been trying to keep this under wraps, but I've been organizing protesters to keep the pressure on. We've been printing posters saying Zombie Go Home! and picketing the Capitol. We've been accused of fabricating the death certificate but the evidence is overwhelmingly on our side.

I mean, have you looked at Sen. McConnell?

We Democrats might be able to get a supermajority in the Senate if we find enough Republican zombies in the Senate. That would turn the filibuster argument into a moot point.

We've sent information about this to Donald Trump but we haven't heard back yet.

In order to change the balance of power in Washington, we need your support. Can we count on you?

We need people to put bumper stickers on their cars. We need people to wear T-shirts.

Say No to Zombies
Deathers Unite!
Plotz Along With Mitch

If you can't afford a T-shirt, just take an old Grateful Dead T-shirt and label it "Sen. McConnell."

Join Deathers Of America. Or, as we're abbreviated,

DOA

The truth will out.

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Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on November 24, 2014 at 4:08pm

:)

Comment by JMac1949 Today on November 24, 2014 at 4:13pm

;-D

Comment by Ron Powell on November 25, 2014 at 7:07am
:-)
Comment by koshersalaami on November 25, 2014 at 7:11am

I may have set a record. My first three comments had an accumulated total of eight characters. 

Comment by Arthur James on November 25, 2014 at 8:24am
`
THIS REMINDS ME?
VIETAM VETERAN
WAS ORDERED TO
VISIT ` PSYCHE '
WARD... WIFE WAS
TO PICK HIM UP
AFTER A PHYSICAL:
`
DOC WAS TO DIAGNOSE:
`
ALTTIMERS OR? AIDS?
GONAD LOST? NO CAN
DO MAKE LOVE? HUH?
`
WIFE ASK IN ONE
SENTENCE: WHAT
WRONG WITH THE
GUY?
`
DOC SAID: I DO
NOT REMEMBER. I
THINK HE HAS AIDS,
SYPLIS OR IS JUST
A EMPTY CRACKED
NUT WITH NUT JEST
EMPTY HOLLOW!
`
WIFE ASK: WHAT I
TO DO?
DOC SAY: NO TAKE
YA
SPOUSE HOME? IF
YOU DROP HIM OFF
ONE-MILE FROM YA
HOME AND HE FIND
HIS WAY HOME? I
SUGGEST YOU NOT
KISS OR MAKE ANY
LOVE TO HIM! YA
CAN ` BARN HIM!

HE ` OH NEVER
MIND ` NO MIND
AND ` NARMAL





































































GOOD
I LOST
A LONG
COMMENT!
Comment by koshersalaami on November 25, 2014 at 8:26am

Maybe you'll find it

Comment by Arthur James on November 25, 2014 at 8:29am
`
YOU JEST...
YA JESTER?
FUNNY OLD
FELLOW? O
A JOLLY O
KOSH HUH...
`
YA GOTTA
GIGGLE AT
THESE OLD
TIME FOOLS
WHO ARE ` GIN
HERE FOR ` OUR
SALON ` OPEN?
CLOSED ` DELETER?
WE SURE ` ENTERTAINED.
I READ IN ` PSALMIST '
LIT ` FOLK GOT NO BALL!
Comment by Arthur James on November 27, 2014 at 6:17am
`
Why i get ` pop up '
error ` 500 ` UNEXPECTED
ERROR? YUP! OVER & OVER
HUH?
Comment by Arthur James on November 27, 2014 at 12:07pm
`'
i get
pop
po up
read:
`
# 500-
error-
unexpected
Comment by Arthur James on November 27, 2014 at 12:13pm
`
`NO ' DELETE '
& ANNOY ` FOLK `
AND BE` DEVIOUS '
& TOO ` OBNOXIOUS '
& HAVE ` FEAST & '
NO BE SO` NASTY '
& OY~ SO' FOOL '
in public arena '
buy` THANKS ' O '
WE DO ` LEARN O! '
`

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