The Abu Dhabi Channel - 1 - Sun on the Rocks

Summary of the amusement

Sensual Brigade agent Money Fact sends teleoperator Clarity Nice inside a large Thai champagne shipping container to the Park Hyatt hotel in the Emirate of Abu Dhabi, where Clarity seeks her friends, abducted by beauty lotion scam perpetrator Cassandra Scafarel. At the luxurious hotel, Clarity faces a local power broker, Hamir Bakal, who wants to distribute the first Adult channel in the region.




Abu Dhabi Coastline, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates


Clarity Nice sat on a chair inside the command post of the Liberian crane ship 'Camco Amabulyan', a Jumbo Javelin J1800 vessel with a bale capacity of eighteen thousand cubic meters, carrying hundreds of boxes of Elony beauty lotion, an item sold illegally in the Caribbean without Food and Drug Administration approval, by Cassandra Scafarel, a business woman owning the Neria B adult night club in Nassau, Bahamas. Observing Central Intelligence officer Alven Donway, who was sipping his light roast Hawaiian Kona coffee while the ship´s crane was lifting several containers in preparation for docking in Abu Dhabi, she brought the magnifying glass from the Swedish Antikvariat who was part of the ship´s crew, closer to one of the miniatures of the Fabergé egg they had found in the Bahamas island of Eleuthera, where Scafarel had built a city of ancient Greek pleasure known as the Hexas Style Resort.

She was looking for clues to find her friends and arrest Cassandra Scafarel, the distributor of beauty lotion made with unknown artificial ingredients, a woman sought by the Food and Drug Administration for fraud, who had orchestrated the disappearance of her friends in Eleuthera, taking them to Abu Dhabi, a small, prosperous, Arab Emirate, part of the United Arab Emirates.

After speaking with Central Brigade agent Money Fact, Clarity was sure Scafarel had taken her friends to the Emirate to deal with their beauty, train them in refined sexuality methods, and ultimately assign them an owner, the oddity of nature known as a man, the proponent of the proactive. All of that matched the ways of Lofty Bank and of their owner, Buddha Talk, a man difficult to find despite his overwhelming weight, a man who showed uncanny interest in taking her friend, ethnographer Flower Parkwood to the ultimate heights of sexual ecstasy, and after her friend´s refusal, had taken one of her earrings instead and given it to Scafarel as present. Scafarel had a prominent role in Buddha Talk´s life, she could guess that much, but the why and how still eluded her, just like Flower´s earring.

Clarity ran the magnifying glass over the miniatures. Seven of the eight miniatures depicted various country scenes, buildings, monuments, faces and symbols, but the eighth miniature was different. It looked recent, as if it were an add-on to the other miniatures, which all dated back more than a century to 1898, like the pelican Fabergé egg itself. The egg belonged to Maria Feodorovna, Empress consort of Russia, a private woman with delicate tastes.

Etched in silver inside the eighth miniature, a five digit code was placed inside a square frame. Sensual Brigade agent Money Fact hovered over the miniature Clarity was examining, holding the Thai keyboard decryptor previously owned by sex goddess Penelope Avalon, a go-go at Neria B working for Scafarel, and the one who had placed Clarity inadvertently in a situation of discovery of her own sexual ecstasy.

"The Pentatone Scale decryptor has been useful. The etching is made with 958 Britannia Silver and Rhodium plating, which gives it a finish comparable to white gold. The numbers are part of a limited series remote control code," said Money Fact.

"Like a television set remote control?"

"Yes, exactly. I am checking the source filed with the decryptor of Penelope Avalon, this code is only available in luxury hotels of the United Arab Emirates. We´re pretty sure this one is from Abu Dhabi and we´re pretty sure Scafarel is in the region." Clarity ran the glass over the five digit code, 57819.

"It´s odd, this code is like an anachronism compared to the historical depictions in the miniatures, it´s like updating an ancient pleasure code with modern coordinates. Which hotel in Abu Dhabi has the code?"

"That´s what you have to find out. You´re still sure you want to rescue your friends?"

"Yes, I know they didn´t leave the Bahamas of their own free will, and the ship´s captain mentioned Abu Dhabi to Avalon. My friends and I always go together, there´s an amateur synchronized swimming team at stake. How am I going to find this hotel, there are many hotels in Abu Dhabi."

"We caught an image of the remote in the decryptor before all other images were removed wirelessly in Eleuthera, the device has a button to order champagne, not just any champagne, but a specific one, a Thai champagne bottle of an upscale brand, Ko Phi & Nga, sold by the Soneva Kiri Hotel in the island of Koh Kood, and by the Royal Orchid, the Sukhotai, and the Shangri-La, all five star hotels in or near Bangkok. When you get to the hotel in Abu Dhabi, press the champagne button to alert us of where you and the remote are, the decryptor should be able to pick up the signal and relay location."

Money Fact took out the jade egg found in Scafarel´s Fabergé egg, and gave it to Clarity. She invited Clarity to follow her, leaving Donway talking to the Swedish antique expert, about his role and why the jade egg had to be on the ship.

"Orders of Lady Scafarel," said the antiquary, "I am here to verify the authenticity of the Greek Boustrophedon code of pleasure, but she took it somewhere else, it must be on her yacht. She said to bring the jade egg to Abu Dhabi if anything bad happened in Eleuthera at the Hexas Style resort, a place she referred to as the Church, and then, once in Abu Dhabi, to give the egg as passport to the dock authorities, to the head of customs. Then, she told me I should go to Liberia by plane, where I would be paid, and that I should leave the ship in Abu Dhabi, that everything was in place over there, that someone else would recover the Elony cargo."

"We´ll see who recovers it," said Donway, "but they won´t get the egg, Money Fact is in charge of testing it. The Boustrophedon is just a stone of Greek origin with text, it´s not a code of any type. You´re saying the Hexas Style resort in Eleuthera was like a Church, that it didn´t simply distribute Elony beauty lotion acting like a holiday resort?"

"No, it wasn´t a holiday resort, several beautiful women became adherents of Lady Scafarel´s philosophy there, they stayed several months, one of them over a year, it´s like a Church, simply you have to go every day instead of once a week, and you can´t leave if you decide to go there the first time."

"Well, that´s not the case anymore, we dismantled the place, now what kind of Church is this?" Donway moved his coffee mug, made in Liberia, away from him.

"A Church of pleasure, devotion to pleasure above all other notions or creeds, you could call it a devotional temple of pleasure." Donway walked around the antique expert, and turned around, pointing his index finger at him.

"I see, well I´ll see whether I call it what you say you´d like to call it, if the occasion calls for calling it anything at all. And these changes of pleasure perception are permanent, they´re physical you say, not only perceptual, mental?"

"No, they´re physical, pleasure feels different after a couple of months."

"So your body feels different." Donway scratched his nose and approached the expert, lowering his voice. These questions were important to clarify, for his wife might be interested in knowing of them. In fact, Money Fact might be interested in explaining them to his wife. "Sexually, I mean," said the Intelligence official.

"Yes, sexually, my body feels different, it could be your body," said the antiquarian.

"My body´s ok, thanks, look after your body before you look into my body."

"I didn´t look after your body, I only look into my body, and I read the Boustrophaedon, it´s a code of pleasure, but you´re not listening."

Money Fact led Clarity away from the flybridge to one of the cargo bay areas of the ship. They walked past several aisles filled with crates, until they reached a container named with the Thai champagne brand that Money Fact mentioned. The agent lifted a lever and the front door of the container opened, revealing several large boxes made with clear color wood. They were going to deliver Clarity inside the box.

"Get inside the box, we´re going to dock in fifteen minutes, I´ll bring you food and drink. When you´re at the hotel, let us know by calling this number, it´s attached to the decryptor and only I have access to it because I have a double Oh L licence, an open operative lovemaking license to engage and deploy high sex methods to arrest criminals."

"You´re saying that I might have to have some form of love and high sex with an unknown adult to find my friends?"

"Hopefully not, high sex is not safe the way your body has changed after the nine hour massage I provided on the ship, love is even less safe. In fact, high sex is not safe in general, there´s no emotional infrastructure in place to engage in it as a normal professional, or simply as a lay person, while you work as teleoperator in a company for instance. It´ll be in place eventually, but it´s fifty years away, I think."

Money Fact tapped on the head of Clarity several times to ensure she was clearheaded and lifted her dress, placing a bandaid patch inside the fabric of her thong. Clarity felt an intimate dampness surface delightfully.

"But a nine hour massage is high sex, I feel so energized now, I should be ready for this. Can I have the decryptor?"

"No, we have to understand how it works, we´ll track you though, it´s safer, your thong is safe and the tracking dot is safe in your thong."

"This method´s not safer, the decryptor´s simply expensive." Money Fact tapped on the wooden crate with her fingers, economic arguments brought her logic to mush.

"It´s expensive and it may be safer, but it´s not for you."

"Can it be for me now if I return it later, I may need it to call you in Abu Dhabi, and I don´t have a phone or money."

"You don´t have a phone because you went to Eleuthera and you don´t have money because you may not need it. No, simply no, no decryptor Clarity, we´ll track you with that small bandaid patch, we need to test whether it works at normal body temperature. You need to go through twenty four hours of sensual sex to be ready for high sex, and that´s part of our special training, it´ll take a couple of years for you to reach that level. The decryptor will incriminate you as a sensual agent, we want you undercover." Clarity checked the patch inside her thong, moving it away from her firm, round, tushy midline, at hip level. She stepped into the woodden crate filled with champagne and settled on a pile of dry hay.

"What do I do if they find me in here?"

"Say that you taste champagne, as though it was your profession."

"My undercover is safe, good, bring me Evian mineral water, I don´t want to dehydrate inside the box, surrounded by champagne bottles."


The Abu Dhabi / Adult Channel is part two of the Holy Flower Trilogy

which includes The Bahamas Lotion (part one) and The Bahrain Broderie (part three).



Before going to Abu Dhabi, Clarity was in the Caribbean doing this:




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