by Tommi Avicolli Mecca

There’s no denying that the popular story of the first Thanksgiving is a cultural myth, promoted by school textbooks that are anything but history. Just ask the Texas State Board of Education. It’s well versed in propaganda for the kiddies.

Many historians argue, as Richard Greener related in the Huffington Post, that the first Thanksgiving Day was declared by Massachusetts Colony Governor John Winthrop in 1637 “to celebrate the safe return of a band of heavily armed hunters” who had slaughtered 700 Pequot Indians, including men, women and children. Praise the lord and pass the mashed potatoes.  

History is written by the victors, as Winston Churchill once noted. The victors in this case want to imagine a feast in 1621 that is more myth than reality, but in this day and age of reality TV stars becoming president, who can tell the difference? As historian James Loewen relates in his book Lies My Teacher Told Me, the lies are alive and well and repeated ad infinitum every Thanksgiving:

“The Pilgrims did not introduce the Native Americans to the tradition; Eastern Indians had observed autumnal harvest celebrations for centuries...our modern celebrations date back only to 1863...not until the 1890s did the Pilgrims get included in the tradition. For that matter, no one used the term Pilgrims until the 1870s.”

By the way, all the food mentioned in the Thanksgiving tale were part of Native American, not European, cuisine. 

The “Pilgrims” were right-wing religious fanatics, to say the least. Unfit to survive in the wilderness, they dug up Native American graves to steal pottery and other treasures. They also raided Native Americans fields for crops and beans. Good thing they didn’t write the Bill of Rights or religious freedom would mean following their religion. The gospel according to the tea baggers. 

The lies about the holiday are bad enough, but then there’s the overconsumption it promotes as a good old American value. Eat until you puke and then eat some more. The Romans would have been proud. Not all that food makes it into our stomachs or the toilet bowl the next morning. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, over 30% of the food Americans buy at the local grocery store or even at the food coop gets tossed out. That’s right. Into the garbage. Or compost bin. That translates into about $162 billion a year. Enough to feed millions of people or create jobs to help millions of people feed themselves. 

Vice News reports that not only will people waste a ton of food on Thanksgiving, but the average meal will contain 3,000 or more calories, which is 1,000 more than recommended by the US Food and Drug Administration for an adult for an entire day. Don’t blame the cows for the sudden rise in methane. 

Finally, tis the season to celebrate capitalism on steroids. It used to be that there was a bit of a separation between turkey day and the birthday of the imaginary savior. Now, shopping for that relative you can’t stand starts even before the hormone-filled turkey is in the oven and the steaming pesticide laden veggies and GMO corn are on the table.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Texas State Board of Education suddenly proclaimed that Jesus said grace at the First Thanksgiving. 

At least it’s a day off from work. For some of us.

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Comment by Zanelle on November 21, 2016 at 9:00am

Oh, this was great.  Bah humbug to Turkey day too.  I dread the whole holiday season.  I used to love it.  Id like to be a kid again and not know all this stuff.  Thanks for putting it out there tho.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on November 21, 2016 at 9:32am

Still you gotta love the turkey, dressing, smashed taters and gravy.  Have a glass of good wine and make the best of it.

Comment by Tommi Avicolli Mecca on November 21, 2016 at 9:36am

I'm vegan, so no turkey for me, tofurky maybe...

Comment by JMac1949 Today on November 21, 2016 at 9:51am

Properly seasoned Tofurky isn't bad, there's always the string bean, mushroom soup and onion rings casserole.

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on November 21, 2016 at 10:06am

Jesus, always forward thinking as you know, Tommi, took off his kippah in late November and sported a

Comment by koshersalaami on November 21, 2016 at 11:11am

Hey Tommi,

Do you like the Lions or the Bears?

Comment by Tommi Avicolli Mecca on November 22, 2016 at 7:16am

I like all animals, LOL. Actually, I don't follow sports at all.


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