Thai Penis-Whitening Laser Procedure Goes Viral: A Thai clinic which promotes cosmetic surgeries such as breast augmentation on its social media channels has gone viral for a lesser known procedure which changes the pigmentation of the skin on the penis to white. The clinic reports that the surgery is performed with “genital anesthesia.” In the meantime, for those of you who are getting all freaked out about people getting this procedure - all I can say is “lighten up!”
Study Finds People Who Swear Are More Honest: Researchers from the University of Cambridge found that those who swear more are more likely to be honest people than those who don’t. So next time you’re in court and they ask you “do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?” - better tell them “hell yes!”
Trump Admin to Allow Oil Drilling Off All of US Coast: The Trump administration has unveiled a plan that would open almost all US offshore territory to oil and gas drilling, including previously protected areas of the Atlantic, Arctic and Pacific oceans. Gee, so much to destroy - so little time! Personally, I'd LOVE to see some huge oil rig go up just off Mar-a-Logo, but the sad truth is that most likely the closest thing there is to oil around Mar-a-Logo is all that lard in Trump’s belly.