Thai Penis-Whitening Laser Procedure Goes Viral

Thai Penis-Whitening Laser Procedure Goes Viral:  A Thai clinic which promotes cosmetic surgeries such as breast augmentation on its social media channels has gone viral for a lesser known procedure which changes the pigmentation of the skin on the penis to white.  The clinic reports that the surgery is performed with “genital anesthesia.”  In the meantime, for those of you who are getting all freaked out about people getting this procedure - all I can say is “lighten up!”

Study Finds People Who Swear Are More Honest:  Researchers from the University of Cambridge found that those who swear more are more likely to be honest people than those who don’t.  So next time you’re in court and they ask you “do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?” - better tell them “hell yes!”

Trump Admin to Allow Oil Drilling Off All of US Coast:  The Trump administration has unveiled a plan that would open almost all US offshore territory to oil and gas drilling, including previously protected areas of the Atlantic, Arctic and Pacific oceans.  Gee, so much to destroy - so little time!  Personally, I'd LOVE to see some huge oil rig go up just off Mar-a-Logo, but the sad truth is that most likely the closest thing there is to oil around Mar-a-Logo is all that lard in Trump’s belly.

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Comment by koshersalaami on January 5, 2018 at 7:08am



of a white

uh, why would you not want your penis to match the rest of you? That would be impossibly weird, though I guess guys with deep tans mostly already experience that.

Comment by Token on January 5, 2018 at 9:16am

Shouldn't that be "goes Virile"?

Comment by Tom Cordle on January 5, 2018 at 9:44am

The white penis procedure ought to appeal to a certain small-fingered vulgarian.

Honestly, I'd like to know how they did their fucking research.

After he's deposed, maybe tRump can start a career in blackface as a folk musician named Lardbelly.

Comment by koshersalaami on January 5, 2018 at 10:27am


I think I have an income producing suggestion for you. Write and publish the Lardbelly songbook. 

Comment by Tom Cordle on January 5, 2018 at 2:52pm

Funny you'd mention that, I'm presently working on a couple of parody CD's, ala Weird Al, one entitled To Russia With Love and the other This is My Country, both ostensibly by a guy named Donald Drumpf.


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