Texas Lt Gov Blames Too Many Doors for Mass Shooting

Texas Lt Gov Blames Too Many Doors for Mass Shooting:  In response to the recent attack which killed ten at Santa Fe High School in Texas, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick - who is an evangelical Christian and a strong NRA supporter - is claiming the problem isn’t guns, its because schools in Texas have way too many doors.

Speaking of doors - is it just me, or does Lt Gov Patrick sound completely unhinged?  “Let’s see what’s behind door number 3?  Oh crap - its a shooter!”  But if doors really are the problem, perhaps we had better start screening all our doors before we use them - and after they’ve been screened, we could label them “screen doors.”  But I digress.  

In the meantime, in the face of this new anti-door movement, many citizens are rebelling - declaring themselves “pro-door.”  My feeling is if you take all the doors away from the good guys, then only the bad guys will have doors.  Anyway, none of this really matters in the long run - because when next school shooting occurs, the NRA will probably claim it happened because the schools have way too many windows.

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Comment by alsoknownas on May 20, 2018 at 6:51am

Why is his lapel pin flag flying the wrong direction?

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 20, 2018 at 10:52am

Ha - thanks guys!

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Comment by Johnny Robish on May 20, 2018 at 12:52pm

Indeed!

Comment by Ron Powell on May 20, 2018 at 9:21pm

The field of stars should always be in the upper left corner.

Maybe he was referring to these Doors:
But really, their music isn't all that bad....

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 20, 2018 at 10:07pm

I actually was going to use a "Doors" reference Ron, but didn't think Millennials would get the joke.

Comment by Ron Powell on May 20, 2018 at 11:43pm

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Besides that, I don't think there are enough millenials here at OS to dull the impact of a gag of that nature...

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on May 21, 2018 at 5:12am

Texas Lt Gov Blames Too Many Doors for Mass Shooting: 

What he actually meant was:

The "Door Lobby" had better step up its game and start making some bigger campaign donations"

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Comment by Johnny Robish on May 21, 2018 at 6:13am

HI Ron!  Our Salon is just one of a ton of places I post my satire.

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 21, 2018 at 6:13am

Good stuff Amy!

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