Tennessee Police Find Loaded Gun In Teen’s Vagina: Local Police in Tennessee were shocked to find that a 19-year-old girl, arrested for driving with a suspended license, had a loaded, five-shot, four-inch .22 caliber mini-revolver concealed in her vagina. Now I’m certainly no expert, but I’m guessing this has to be a pretty damn effective means of birth control. This is kind of like that very special place - where gun control and birth control converge.
Florida Woman Arrested in Topless Rampage at McDonald’s: A bare-breasted woman wearing only bikini bottoms entered a Florida McDonald's and when an employee asked her to put on some clothes, she refused and began overturning the restaurant equipment. Witnesses to the incident say it was pretty obvious the woman had something she wanted to get off her chest.
More State Legislatures Passing Upskirt Bills: In light of the “Me Too Movement,” more state legislatures are passing bills to ban snooping of genitalia in public spaces "aka upskirting," to reinforce current "Peeping Tom" laws. Women say its about time - adding that these Peeping Toms have been “skirting the law" for far too long now.