Tennessee Police Find Loaded Gun In Teen’s Vagina

Tennessee Police Find Loaded Gun In Teen’s Vagina: Local Police in Tennessee were shocked to find that a 19-year-old girl, arrested for driving with a suspended license, had a loaded, five-shot, four-inch .22 caliber mini-revolver concealed in her vagina.  Now I’m certainly no expert, but I’m guessing this has to be a pretty damn effective means of birth control.  This is kind of like that very special place - where gun control and birth control converge.

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Florida Woman Arrested in Topless Rampage at McDonald’s:  A bare-breasted woman wearing only bikini bottoms entered a Florida McDonald's and when an employee asked her to put on some clothes, she refused and began overturning the restaurant equipment.  Witnesses to the incident say it was pretty obvious the woman had something she wanted to get off her chest.

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More State Legislatures Passing Upskirt Bills:  In light of the “Me Too Movement,” more state legislatures are passing bills to ban snooping of genitalia in public spaces "aka upskirting," to reinforce current "Peeping Tom" laws.  Women say its about time - adding that these Peeping Toms have been “skirting the law" for far too long now.

 

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Comment by Doc Vega on August 2, 2018 at 4:48am

That's a vagina with a bang! Or like George Carlin once said, " a snappin pussy!"

Comment by Johnny Robish on August 2, 2018 at 5:05am

Indeed!

Comment by Steel Breeze on August 2, 2018 at 5:40am

now THATS conceal carry...

Comment by Johnny Robish on August 2, 2018 at 5:53am

Yes it is!

Comment by J.P. Hart on August 2, 2018 at 11:53am

Your 'sound off' humor is ahead of the times, Johnny Robish!

JPH

Jones Island, WI

toes in sand, settin' the world right
Comment by Ron Powell on August 2, 2018 at 12:18pm

"Please, don't shoot inside me!" 

Has a whole new meaning.

Comment by Johnny Robish on August 2, 2018 at 1:44pm

Thanks so much!

Comment by Maui Surfer on August 5, 2018 at 5:14pm

Ya think she'd ever been to jail before? She has now, regardless of where she learned the trick, or how she became so armed and dangerous ... at least it wasn't a shiv ...

Comment by Johnny Robish on August 5, 2018 at 5:19pm

Hee!

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