Televangelist Claims if Democrats Win They’ll Slaughter Thousands Of Christians

Televangelist Claims if Democrats Win They’ll Slaughter Thousands Of Christians:  Christian TV host Rick Wiles is warning his viewers that if Democrats win back power, they will slaughter “tens of thousands of Christians.”  I’ll tell you what, this guy knows what the hell he’s talking about, cause I’ve seen them myself - tens of millions of them - well-trained and heavily-armed Democrat, communist atheists - just sitting around drinking their cafe lattes, cussing and swearing, watching CNN and Robert De Niro movies , mocking President Trump, reading science books, baking wedding cakes for gay people and having abortions - all this, while they wait for George Soros to give the order to attack.  It’s not very pretty my friend.

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Survey Finds Very Few Smokers Know Sugar is Added to Cigarettes:  A new survey suggests that very few smokers are aware that sugar has been added to cigarettes and that that added sugar increases the toxins in cigarette smoke.  That’s why most dentists will tell you that if you must smoke, you’re much better off smoking crack.

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Owning a Cat Increases Women’s Risk of Committing Suicide:  A new study has discovered a link between women who own cats and women who tried to kill themselves - pointing out that parasites cats carry can cause mental illness.  So, if I’m understanding this suicide data correctly, these cats should basically be considered as kind of “Kitty Kevorkians."

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Comment by Dicky Neely on October 27, 2018 at 10:30am

That TV preacher and Franklin Graham will be at the top of the list!

Comment by Maui Surfer on October 27, 2018 at 11:46am

"I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station (oh, the times they are a' changing, fu Jagger for this part)
And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord"

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on October 27, 2018 at 12:29pm

Can he supply a list?

Comment by koshersalaami on October 27, 2018 at 2:34pm

There was some good material here. But Kardashian jokes are getting to be like fat jokes. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 27, 2018 at 4:00pm

Where are Kardashian’s mentioned?

Comment by Tom Cordle on October 27, 2018 at 5:13pm

There's nothing funny about the Neo-Pharisees among us. A friend of mine calls these types Kindergarten Kristians, and while that is apropos for some among them, their fear-mongering bespeaks something far worse than childlike innocence or simple ignorance; it bespeaks the sort of bigotry that gave us the Third Reich. These folks rant about Muslim Sharia coming to America, but they would be only too happy to see Kristian Sharia enforced on the rest of us.

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 27, 2018 at 8:54pm

I'm with you all the way Tom!  In fact, I was saying esentually the same thing after 9/11 back in 2001.  The word is simply fascist.

Comment by old new lefty on October 27, 2018 at 10:43pm

The good news is that these asshats are dying, and their kids are walking away from their dime store religion and beginning to think positively of socialism. We all know that white men have the richest fantasy lives. Those quaint customs of those colorful people!

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 27, 2018 at 11:14pm

Hee!

Comment by koshersalaami on October 28, 2018 at 11:11am

Oh Damn, I’m sorry, and I even missed the joke, and it was a good joke. Kitty Kevorkians, not Kardashians. 

Maybe I should tell you about the email I got from IAA, Intolerant Atheists of America. I don’t know how I got on their mailing list. You’d think with a name like Koshersalaami they’d figure out that I don’t belong there. Anyway:

Hello Friend, 

If the polls are right, we’re about to win the midterms. But, even if we do, we still need your help.

The country will still be populated by Christians. That’s right, millions of people who take away our rights in the name of a deity that doesn’t even exist! Don’t you think it’s time we did something about that?

Well, we can. We can get rid of these hopelessly deluded people who are dragging down the collective IQ of our Great Nation. And, while we’re at it, we can not only end our overpopulation problem but we can make room for new immigrants that need to escape from all that persecution! 

However, bullets don’t grow on trees. Neither do guns. And neither will do us any good without a whole lot of training. After all, in case you didn’t notice, most Democrats don’t hunt and most don’t have military experience any more, so we have to do build our own army from the ground up. Yes, the Atheist Vigilante Force needs arms and training. We also need money to advertise in order to recruit. 

Can we count on you to contribute to this noble cause? Are you enough of a patriot to do this for your country?

A $100 donation gets you a bumper sticker that says you’re a Force Supporter!

A $50 donation gets you a bumper sticker that says you’re a Force Enabler!

A $25 donation gets you a sticker for your door that will keep the AVF from knocking at your door looking for Christians!

And every $500 you donate enables us to buy a used Mac 10 on the Black Market!

Please donate what you can. Your country needs you,

Atheistically yours,

Your friends at IAA

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